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Oh My Gawd: A Column About a Teenager Navigating Religion
In an era of technological advancement, church scandals, and ever-present media, this new generation sifts through ideology and theology differently than generations of eras past. Caroline Lazar is open to it all! She is fresh! She is young! She is a fountain of youth and she likes you! Caroline is currently enrolled in high school and is a rabid fan of canceled television shows, Daniel Handler, rowboats, and Tim Curry. She is 5’1" but some people say she is 5’2" and that is simply not true.
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February 17, 2010Oh My Gawd: A Column About a Teenager Navigating Religion: Column 7: Day By Day
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January 28, 2010Oh My Gawd: A Column About a Teenager Navigating Religion: Column 6: Patriotic Digger
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January 14, 2010Oh My Gawd: A Column About a Teenager Navigating Religion: Column 5: Do You Hear What I Hear?
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November 17, 2009Oh My Gawd: A Column About a Teenager Navigating Religion: Column 4: Love Generation
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October 28, 2009Oh My Gawd: A Column About a Teenager Navigating Religion: Column 3: She Lives in the Church
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October 8, 2009Oh My Gawd: A Column About a Teenager Navigating Religion: Column 2: All the World’s a Stage
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September 23, 2009Oh My Gawd: A Column About a Teenager Navigating Religion: Column 1: An Introduction
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