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Speaking for All Christians Exactly Like Me

Jordan Jeffers was raised Catholic, married a Methodist, and currently worships at a small, nondenominational church that he would describe as “politely charismatic.” He is the author of the epic fantasy novel, The Towers. From time to time, he likes to take a break from writing goblin stories to comment on what’s happening in popular culture.