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Speaking for All Christians Exactly Like Me
Jordan Jeffers was raised Catholic, married a Methodist, and currently worships at a small, nondenominational church that he would describe as “politely charismatic.” He is the author of the epic fantasy novel, The Towers. From time to time, he likes to take a break from writing goblin stories to comment on what’s happening in popular culture.
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September 15, 2014Speaking for All Christians Exactly Like Me: Ten Thousand Zombies in Bonnets
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May 28, 2014Speaking for All Christians Exactly Like Me: Parks & Rec and Donald Sterling
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February 4, 2014Speaking for All Christians Exactly Like Me: Christian Rock Radio and a Basketful of Baby Unicorns
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December 17, 2013Speaking for All Christians Exactly Like Me: The Hobbit and the Watchful Dragons of Our Hearts
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October 24, 2013Speaking for All Christians Exactly Like Me: Breaking Bad, Preachers of L.A., and Not-Good TV
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September 25, 2013Speaking for All Christians Exactly Like Me: “We Wreck Me.”
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