Spilt Milk is now in paperback
“Zoffness recreates tender, moving, and poetic moments that will etch their way into your brain and heart for a very long time. We should be so lucky to get more work from the young writer.”—Apartment Therapy
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The Hidden Rich
Jane Dough grew up in the suburbs of an industrial city, went to college, worked a few years, inherited a buttload of money, and retired. This is what it’s like to be closeted, conflicted, unheroic, and rich.
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October 5, 2015The Hidden Rich: A New Road
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August 24, 2015The Hidden Rich: A Tribute to Bamboo Harvester
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July 13, 2015The Hidden Rich: The Ant and the Grasshopper: A Fable of Love and Money
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May 29, 2015The Hidden Rich: Discipline and Replenish: New Age Vacations for the Rich
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May 5, 2015The Hidden Rich: My Closet Drama
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April 15, 2015The Hidden Rich: The Deferral of Death
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March 6, 2015The Hidden Rich: The Imbecile’s Dictionary: Investing from A-Z
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February 11, 2015The Hidden Rich: Are You a Chronic Matriculator?
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January 22, 2015The Hidden Rich: Vanity Philanthropy
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December 17, 2014The Hidden Rich: Methinks Thou Dost Protest(ant) Too Much
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December 1, 2014The Hidden Rich: At the End of the Day
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November 13, 2014The Hidden Rich: Who Am I Fooling?
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