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Weekly NFL Picks
From 1999-2003, Mr. Johnson shared with us his American football prognostications. In 2016, he strapped on his cleats and pads and came out of retirement.
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February 5, 2016Weekly NFL Picks: Super Bowl 50, 2015-2016 Season
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January 22, 2016Weekly NFL Picks: NFL Playoffs, AFC/NFC Conference Championships, 2015-2016 Season
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January 15, 2016Weekly NFL Picks: Not-So-Special Edition: NFL Playoffs, Divisional Round, 2015-2016 Season
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January 31, 2004Weekly NFL Picks: 2003-2004 Picks
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January 31, 2003Weekly NFL Picks: 2002-2003 Picks
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January 31, 2002Weekly NFL Picks: 2001-2002 Picks
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January 31, 2001Weekly NFL Picks: 2000-2001 Picks
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January 31, 2000Weekly NFL Picks: 1999-2000 Picks
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