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8th-grade

August 18, 2010

Narrative in Eighth Grade Spanish in the Style of Federico García Lorca

by Sean Walsh
January 6, 2010

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Mike likes hannah!! SOOOO JEALOUS!!!!!! J/K mikes creepy & rude. R U joking? gross. EEE-WWWW!!!!!!!!”

by Kent Woodyard
May 25, 2004

An Open Letter to My Eighth-Grade Long-Term Substitute Science Teacher

by Karen Schmidt

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September 3, 2020

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-889

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
September 22, 2020

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
September 14, 2020

I Appreciate Your Concern, But Our Enormous Wedding Was Socially Distanced

by Liz Galvao
January 18, 2019

FAQ: The Status of the Shits Women Have Left to Give

by Shannon Reed

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September 29, 2020

Anybody Know the Combo That Makes Biden Perform a Fatality?

by Brandon J. Talley
September 29, 2020

I Went to Necromancy School With Zonomaw the Facerender, and Liberals Have Nothing to Fear About Her Joining the Supreme Court

by Domenico Siravo
September 29, 2020

Short Conversations With Poets: Danez Smith

by Ilya Kaminsky
September 29, 2020

I’m You In An Alternative 2020 and Even Though There’s No Pandemic, You’re Still Depressed, Plus There’s This Huge Komodo Dragon Problem

by Joe Wellman