Text message commentary on the rumored union of Franklin Middle School 8th graders Michael Holly and Hannah Atkinson, and a mnemonic for the women Tiger Woods is alleged to have slept with (Mindy Lawton, Holly Sampson, Jamie Jungers, Kalika Moquin, Cori Rist, Rachel Uchitel, Jamie Grubbs, Elin Woods).
January 6, 2010
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