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texting

March 26, 2018

I’ll Ping You

by Gary M. Almeter
October 31, 2017

List: Fear-Inspired Lingo for the Horror Show Known as Dating

by Brad Milison
January 31, 2017

List: Angry Voicemails to Congress or Texts to a Cheating Boyfriend?

by Nate Varrone
October 19, 2016

List: Scarface If Written Via Texting

by Wendi Aarons
March 8, 2016

Famous Authors Reply to Your Unsolicited Dick Pic

by Jamie Cricks
May 14, 2015

Rosetta Stone: Texting with Women Edition

by Max Davison
April 29, 2015

List: Text Messages for Which My Emoji List is (Still) Not Sufficient

by Emily Schuck
September 5, 2013

Excerpts from The Texter by Albert Camus

by Matt Ingebretson
May 17, 2012

Graphic Dispatches from a Recent College Grad Still Living in a College Town: Texts from College and Their Real World Equivalents

by Larry Buchanan
January 4, 2012

List: Sexting Ice Breakers for English Grad Students

by Hollie Adams

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November 13, 2018

List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers

by Shannon Reed
October 20, 2009

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
November 5, 2018

Can You Find the Hidden Images In These 15 “Magic Eye” Photos?

by Dan Caprera
October 31, 2018

Why It’s Too Difficult For Me to Vote, and How Many Beers I Can Butt Chug In Under 60 Seconds

by Cara Michelle Smith

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November 14, 2018

The Cult of Ina Garten

by Sarah Solomon
November 14, 2018

List: Google Translate for My Asian Parents

by Irving Ruan and JiJi Lee
November 14, 2018

Oulipian Excerpts from All That is Evident is Suspect: Marcel Duchamp: Correspondence With the Oulipo

by Marcel Duchamp
November 14, 2018

Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs Revised for Modern Civilization

by Jared Bilski