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All posts tagged
texting
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May 9, 2024Deciphering Your Daughter’s “MOM” Texts
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February 1, 2024Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Possibly Flirtatious Texts
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August 25, 2023It’s Time for the Monthly Text to Confirm Our Friendship
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September 15, 2022Title to a Modern Art Exhibit or Text from One of My Parents Where the History of Autocorrection Is Unclear?
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December 9, 2021Famous Male Writers Text “U Up?”
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April 28, 2020Sexy Emojis Redefined for the Quarantine Era
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April 13, 2020Ghosted By Godot
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October 3, 2019Is Group Chat Therapy Right for You?
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March 26, 2018I’ll Ping You
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October 31, 2017Fear-Inspired Lingo for the Horror Show Known as Dating
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian