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All posts tagged
texting
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April 28, 2020Sexy Emojis Redefined for the Quarantine Era
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April 13, 2020Ghosted By Godot
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October 3, 2019Is Group Chat Therapy Right for You?
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March 26, 2018I’ll Ping You
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October 31, 2017Fear-Inspired Lingo for the Horror Show Known as Dating
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January 31, 2017Angry Voicemails to Congress or Texts to a Cheating Boyfriend?
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October 19, 2016Scarface If Written Via Texting
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March 8, 2016Famous Authors Reply to Your Unsolicited Dick Pic
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May 14, 2015Rosetta Stone: Texting with Women Edition
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April 29, 2015Text Messages for Which My Emoji List is (Still) Not Sufficient
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April 26, 2021Vaccine Side Effect, or Have You Just Been Alive for 40 Years?
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 6, 2021I’m the Judge Who Approved the Custody Arrangement in The Parent Trap, But in My Defense, I Didn’t Think They Would Go to the Same Camp
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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May 14, 2021I’m Not Emotionally Available Enough to Be in a Relationship Right Now Because I Have a Lot Going on with My Thesis and I Was Raised by Jaguars in the Peruvian Amazon
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May 14, 2021Important New Findings on American Stress-Cheese Consumption During the Pandemic
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May 13, 2021A/B testing “The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock”