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All posts tagged
texting
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April 28, 2020Sexy Emojis Redefined for the Quarantine Era
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April 13, 2020Ghosted By Godot
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October 3, 2019Is Group Chat Therapy Right for You?
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March 26, 2018I’ll Ping You
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October 31, 2017Fear-Inspired Lingo for the Horror Show Known as Dating
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January 31, 2017Angry Voicemails to Congress or Texts to a Cheating Boyfriend?
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October 19, 2016Scarface If Written Via Texting
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March 8, 2016Famous Authors Reply to Your Unsolicited Dick Pic
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May 14, 2015Rosetta Stone: Texting with Women Edition
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April 29, 2015Text Messages for Which My Emoji List is (Still) Not Sufficient
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child