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All posts tagged
texting
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April 28, 2020Sexy Emojis Redefined for the Quarantine Era
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April 13, 2020Ghosted By Godot
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October 3, 2019Is Group Chat Therapy Right for You?
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March 26, 2018I’ll Ping You
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October 31, 2017Fear-Inspired Lingo for the Horror Show Known as Dating
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January 31, 2017Angry Voicemails to Congress or Texts to a Cheating Boyfriend?
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October 19, 2016Scarface If Written Via Texting
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March 8, 2016Famous Authors Reply to Your Unsolicited Dick Pic
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May 14, 2015Rosetta Stone: Texting with Women Edition
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April 29, 2015Text Messages for Which My Emoji List is (Still) Not Sufficient
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November 24, 2020
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 1,004 -
August 24, 2020Frog and Toad Tentatively Go Outside After Months In Self-Quarantine
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November 18, 2020The Trump Aristocrats 2020
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November 12, 2020Meet Olivia! The COVID-19-Era American Girl Doll
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December 2, 2020Ten Reasons Why My New York Bodega Is Better Than Your 7-Eleven
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December 2, 2020Bryan Quinby, Singing “The Birthday Song” at Chuck E. Cheese