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All posts tagged
texting
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September 15, 2022Title to a Modern Art Exhibit or Text from One of My Parents Where the History of Autocorrection Is Unclear?
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December 9, 2021Famous Male Writers Text “U Up?”
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April 28, 2020Sexy Emojis Redefined for the Quarantine Era
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April 13, 2020Ghosted By Godot
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October 3, 2019Is Group Chat Therapy Right for You?
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March 26, 2018I’ll Ping You
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October 31, 2017Fear-Inspired Lingo for the Horror Show Known as Dating
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January 31, 2017Angry Voicemails to Congress or Texts to a Cheating Boyfriend?
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October 19, 2016Scarface If Written Via Texting
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March 8, 2016Famous Authors Reply to Your Unsolicited Dick Pic
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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January 19, 2023Oh God, Someone Gave Me Whiskey Stones