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All posts tagged
middle-school
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January 8, 2019How to Expertly Orchestrate Your First Kiss: An Easy 51-Step Guide
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December 13, 2018Please Send Help: My 13-Year-Old Cousin’s Recent Google Searches
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August 1, 2018Maslow’s Hierarchy of Donald Trump’s/A Middle Schooler’s Needs
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June 12, 2018Excerpts From My Son’s 6th Grade Report on the Endocrine System
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October 10, 2017Conversation Starters for Parents Driving the Middle School Carpool
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December 20, 2016I Hope Russian Hackers Don’t Expose the Secret Emails With My Real-Life Secret Boyfriend, Jason Momoa!
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November 30, 2016My Very Real, Totally Not Imaginary Canadian Girlfriend Responds to Those Who Doubt Her Existence
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February 11, 2016Martin Shkreli’s Middle School Report Card
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October 20, 2015First Lines of Great Novels That Describe My First Year Teaching Middle School Literature
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February 6, 2015Everyone’s Hair in Middle School
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January 3, 2020Signs You May Be a Female Character In a Work of Historical Fiction
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director