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All posts tagged
middle-school
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May 28, 2024Pep Talk
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June 2, 2023Our Seventh-Grade Band Concert Tickets Are Now for Sale on Live Nation
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December 7, 2022Middle School Party Games, Revised for Thirty-Five-Year-Olds
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November 17, 2022I’m a Middle School Boy, and I Refuse to Wear Anything but Basketball Shorts in the Winter
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September 19, 2022The Middle School Teacher’s Lounge: A Restaurant Review
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May 3, 2021I Am Thrilled That My Career Day Exhibit on Shaft Hardening at My Son’s Middle School Was So Popular
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January 21, 2021Reviews of New Food: Kellogg’s Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies Cereal
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September 11, 2020Middle School Hallway Posters for the 2020-2021 School Year
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August 6, 2020Job Posting: Middle School Language Arts Teacher/ Cheerleading Coach/ Custodian/ Nurse/ COVID-19 and Anti-Racism Specialist Wanted
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January 8, 2019How to Expertly Orchestrate Your First Kiss: An Easy 51-Step Guide
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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December 3, 2024A Faculty Member’s Self-Evaluation at the End of the Semester
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November 18, 2024I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place
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November 25, 2024How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat