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All posts tagged
middle-school
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May 3, 2021I Am Thrilled That My Career Day Exhibit on Shaft Hardening at My Son’s Middle School Was So Popular
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January 21, 2021Kellogg’s Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies Cereal
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September 11, 2020Middle School Hallway Posters for the 2020-2021 School Year
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August 6, 2020Job Posting: Middle School Language Arts Teacher/ Cheerleading Coach/ Custodian/ Nurse/ COVID-19 and Anti-Racism Specialist Wanted
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January 8, 2019How to Expertly Orchestrate Your First Kiss: An Easy 51-Step Guide
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December 13, 2018Please Send Help: My 13-Year-Old Cousin’s Recent Google Searches
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August 1, 2018Maslow’s Hierarchy of Donald Trump’s/A Middle Schooler’s Needs
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June 12, 2018Excerpts From My Son’s 6th Grade Report on the Endocrine System
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October 10, 2017Conversation Starters for Parents Driving the Middle School Carpool
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December 20, 2016I Hope Russian Hackers Don’t Expose the Secret Emails With My Real-Life Secret Boyfriend, Jason Momoa!
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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January 5, 2022A Note of Reassurance from Your School District Regarding Our Updated Omicron Policies
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December 31, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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January 10, 2022How We Will Separate You from Any Lingering Hope and Other Important Topics of Today’s Faculty Meeting
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January 25, 2022Mrs. Dalloway Said She Would Buy the Rapid COVID Test Herself