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All posts tagged
middle-school
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May 28, 2024Pep Talk
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June 2, 2023Our Seventh-Grade Band Concert Tickets Are Now for Sale on Live Nation
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December 7, 2022Middle School Party Games, Revised for Thirty-Five-Year-Olds
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November 17, 2022I’m a Middle School Boy, and I Refuse to Wear Anything but Basketball Shorts in the Winter
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September 19, 2022The Middle School Teacher’s Lounge: A Restaurant Review
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May 3, 2021I Am Thrilled That My Career Day Exhibit on Shaft Hardening at My Son’s Middle School Was So Popular
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January 21, 2021Reviews of New Food: Kellogg’s Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies Cereal
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September 11, 2020Middle School Hallway Posters for the 2020-2021 School Year
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August 6, 2020Job Posting: Middle School Language Arts Teacher/ Cheerleading Coach/ Custodian/ Nurse/ COVID-19 and Anti-Racism Specialist Wanted
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January 8, 2019How to Expertly Orchestrate Your First Kiss: An Easy 51-Step Guide
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September 9, 2024A Math Exam, but Obviously Some Stuff Has Happened over the Summer in the Teacher’s Personal Life
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September 11, 2024Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with the Tackle and the Bait
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 18, 2024A Letter You Can Give to Your Children in Twenty Years Explaining That You Don’t Have Photos or Videos of Them as Babies Because You Couldn’t Figure Out How to Handle Your Phone’s Storage
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September 18, 2024FAQ’s About Our New Patient Portal, HellthChase
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September 17, 2024The Problem with American College Campuses Is That I Desperately Miss Being Young
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September 17, 2024Of Course We’re Going to Keep Feeding the Grizzly Bear