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All posts tagged
middle-school
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September 11, 2020Middle School Hallway Posters for the 2020-2021 School Year
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August 6, 2020Job Posting: Middle School Language Arts Teacher/ Cheerleading Coach/ Custodian/ Nurse/ COVID-19 and Anti-Racism Specialist Wanted
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January 8, 2019How to Expertly Orchestrate Your First Kiss: An Easy 51-Step Guide
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December 13, 2018Please Send Help: My 13-Year-Old Cousin’s Recent Google Searches
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August 1, 2018Maslow’s Hierarchy of Donald Trump’s/A Middle Schooler’s Needs
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June 12, 2018Excerpts From My Son’s 6th Grade Report on the Endocrine System
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October 10, 2017Conversation Starters for Parents Driving the Middle School Carpool
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December 20, 2016I Hope Russian Hackers Don’t Expose the Secret Emails With My Real-Life Secret Boyfriend, Jason Momoa!
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November 30, 2016My Very Real, Totally Not Imaginary Canadian Girlfriend Responds to Those Who Doubt Her Existence
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February 11, 2016Martin Shkreli’s Middle School Report Card
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December 21, 2020Things I Didn’t Have on My 2020 Bingo Card Bingo
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January 11, 2021Grendel Should Not Have Rampaged Through Our Capitol, But Slaying Him Will Only Further Divide Our Clans
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January 4, 2021Here’s How Time Works In 2021
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January 13, 2021Excerpts from the Sex and the City Revival in Which Samantha Is Replaced with Fran Lebowitz
