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All posts tagged

middle-school

May 25, 2004

An Open Letter to My Eighth-Grade Long-Term Substitute Science Teacher

by Karen Schmidt
February 19, 2004

An Open Letter to My Eighth-Grade Yearbook Photograph

by Puma Broderick
September 23, 2002

Example Sentences from My Sixth-Grade Grammar Book

by Tim Bubar
February 18, 2002

Variations on the Spelling of ‘Vehicles,’ Submitted By My 6th Graders Attempting to Earn Extra Credit on a Weekly Spelling Test

by Andre Theisen
January 17, 2000

Words from a Magnetic Poetry Set

by Andre Theisen

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December 5, 2019

Chili’s Menu, by Cormac McCarthy

by Justin Tapp
August 31, 2012

My Grading Scale for the Fall Semester, Composed Entirely of Samuel Beckett Quotes

by Matt Bell
November 29, 2017

End of Semester Bingo

by Mejdulene Shomali
December 6, 2019

People Are Flushing Toilets 10 Times, 15 Times

by Donald J. Trump

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December 11, 2019

The Book of Job, As Told By Wile E. Coyote

by Caleb Coyne
December 10, 2019

I Am Sad to Report There Are No More Hot and Horny Singles In Your Area

by Jen Diamond
December 10, 2019

I Was Recently Hired to Analyze Diversity At a Business. Here Are the Names of People I Have Met So Far

by Victorya Chase
December 10, 2019

Choose Your Own Adventure: Presidential Rally Speech Edition

by Tom Elia