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All posts tagged
middle-school
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September 23, 2010Middle School Abstinence Film or Song From the 1980s?
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August 18, 2010Narrative in Eighth Grade Spanish in the Style of Federico García Lorca
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July 8, 2010Lament of the Imaginary Boyfriend
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January 6, 2010Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Mike likes hannah!! SOOOO JEALOUS!!!!!! J/K mikes creepy & rude. R U joking? gross. EEE-WWWW!!!!!!!!”
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May 9, 2008The Magic 8 Ball Amended by My Mother for My Middle-School Years
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February 7, 2008Ashton Kutcher Fan Fiction: “The Middle School Dance” by Melissa Bell, Age 13
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March 21, 2006Parallels Between My Living Through Two Years Of Middle School And The Two Terms Of The Bush Presidency
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May 25, 2004An Open Letter to My Eighth-Grade Long-Term Substitute Science Teacher
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February 19, 2004An Open Letter to My Eighth-Grade Yearbook Photograph
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September 23, 2002Example Sentences from My Sixth-Grade Grammar Book
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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January 27, 2023The Narrator of “Jessie’s Girl” Offers an Apology after Completing His Master’s in Women’s and Gender Studies
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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October 30, 2009Letters From the Hellbox: Caslon, Baskerville, and Franklin: Revolutionary Types
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February 9, 2023Since When Is It Not Okay to Kick a Guy in the Balls Anymore?
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February 8, 2023Notes for the Writers’ Room of the Second Cold War
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February 8, 2023Who Is the GOAT: Jordan, Lebron, or Pythagoras?
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February 7, 2023The Jedi Academy Will No Longer Teach Anakin Skywalker’s Massacre of the Younglings