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All posts tagged
middle-school
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January 6, 2010Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Mike likes hannah!! SOOOO JEALOUS!!!!!! J/K mikes creepy & rude. R U joking? gross. EEE-WWWW!!!!!!!!”
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May 9, 2008The Magic 8 Ball Amended by My Mother for My Middle-School Years
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February 7, 2008Ashton Kutcher Fan Fiction: “The Middle School Dance” by Melissa Bell, Age 13
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March 21, 2006Parallels Between My Living Through Two Years Of Middle School And The Two Terms Of The Bush Presidency
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May 25, 2004An Open Letter to My Eighth-Grade Long-Term Substitute Science Teacher
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February 19, 2004An Open Letter to My Eighth-Grade Yearbook Photograph
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September 23, 2002Example Sentences from My Sixth-Grade Grammar Book
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February 18, 2002Variations on the Spelling of ‘Vehicles,’ Submitted By My 6th Graders Attempting to Earn Extra Credit on a Weekly Spelling Test
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January 17, 2000Words from a Magnetic Poetry Set
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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May 2, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Grade Your Final Papers