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All posts tagged
middle-school
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December 11, 2014The Rise and Fall and Rise of a Middle School—A Tragicomedy in Three Acts
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January 17, 2011The Study of Melting Things
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January 10, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: My Friends Greg ’n Chelsea Lost Their Virginities at a Taylor Swift Concert
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September 23, 2010Middle School Abstinence Film or Song From the 1980s?
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August 18, 2010Narrative in Eighth Grade Spanish in the Style of Federico García Lorca
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July 8, 2010Lament of the Imaginary Boyfriend
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January 6, 2010Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Mike likes hannah!! SOOOO JEALOUS!!!!!! J/K mikes creepy & rude. R U joking? gross. EEE-WWWW!!!!!!!!”
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May 9, 2008The Magic 8 Ball Amended by My Mother for My Middle-School Years
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February 7, 2008Ashton Kutcher Fan Fiction: “The Middle School Dance” by Melissa Bell, Age 13
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March 21, 2006Parallels Between My Living Through Two Years Of Middle School And The Two Terms Of The Bush Presidency
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