An actual conversation overheard in the Hefner Middle School bathroom during a recent substitute teaching gig and a mnemonic for the states in the Confederacy (Mississippi, Florida, Georgia, North Carolina, Louisiana, Tennessee, Virginia, Alabama, Arkansas, Texas, South Carolina).
January 10, 2011
My Friends Greg ’n Chelsea Lost Their Virginities at a Taylor Swift Concert
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