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All posts tagged
middle-school
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November 30, 2016My Very Real, Totally Not Imaginary Canadian Girlfriend Responds to Those Who Doubt Her Existence
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February 11, 2016Martin Shkreli’s Middle School Report Card
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October 20, 2015First Lines of Great Novels That Describe My First Year Teaching Middle School Literature
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February 6, 2015Everyone’s Hair in Middle School
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December 11, 2014The Rise and Fall and Rise of a Middle School—A Tragicomedy in Three Acts
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January 17, 2011The Study of Melting Things
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January 10, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: My Friends Greg ’n Chelsea Lost Their Virginities at a Taylor Swift Concert
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September 23, 2010Middle School Abstinence Film or Song From the 1980s?
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August 18, 2010Narrative in Eighth Grade Spanish in the Style of Federico García Lorca
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July 8, 2010Lament of the Imaginary Boyfriend
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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May 2, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Grade Your Final Papers