McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron today.
All posts tagged
middle-school
-
August 1, 2018Maslow’s Hierarchy of Donald Trump’s/A Middle Schooler’s Needs
-
June 12, 2018Excerpts From My Son’s 6th Grade Report on the Endocrine System
-
October 10, 2017Conversation Starters for Parents Driving the Middle School Carpool
-
December 20, 2016I Hope Russian Hackers Don’t Expose the Secret Emails With My Real-Life Secret Boyfriend, Jason Momoa!
-
November 30, 2016My Very Real, Totally Not Imaginary Canadian Girlfriend Responds to Those Who Doubt Her Existence
-
February 11, 2016Martin Shkreli’s Middle School Report Card
-
October 20, 2015First Lines of Great Novels That Describe My First Year Teaching Middle School Literature
-
February 6, 2015Everyone’s Hair in Middle School
-
December 11, 2014The Rise and Fall and Rise of a Middle School—A Tragicomedy in Three Acts
-
January 17, 2011The Study of Melting Things