Inspired in part by this piece by Jonathan O’Brien.
How to make friends
How to make friends seventh grade
How to make friends seventh grade to sit with you at lunch
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What does “platonic” mean
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How to stop being lonely
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What does twink mean?
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I’m not gay
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What to do when your parents say you’ve always seemed “a little gay”
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How to sneak out
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Where are friends
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How to avoid hypothermia
How to sneak back in
How to climb a trellis
What is a trellis
How is a trellis made
How to climb a broken trellis
How to fix splinters
Why do splinters hurt so bad
Why can’t I get this splinter out
Could Channing Tatum get my splinter out
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Channing Tatum address
What is Magic Mike
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Will having one million dollars help me make friends seventh grade
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How to make friends