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tweens

June 5, 2020

An Evening of Carnal Delights as Envisioned By My 10-Year-Old Self

by Lillian Stone
December 13, 2018

Please Send Help: My 13-Year-Old Cousin’s Recent Google Searches

by Katie Krantz
June 17, 2016

Fathers of Pre-Teen Girls Appeal to Higher Powers

by Nathaniel Missildine
October 22, 2015

Listicles For People Exactly Like You: 10 Signs You Are an Overweight 11-Year-Old Girl Named Margaret

by Rufi Thorpe
May 9, 2008

The Magic 8 Ball Amended by My Mother for My Middle-School Years

by Kate Hahn
February 7, 2008

Ashton Kutcher Fan Fiction: “The Middle School Dance” by Melissa Bell, Age 13

by Teddy Wayne
June 3, 2005

Fish Names That Sound Like Unfortunate 7th-Graders

by Jeanne P. Fratello
February 18, 2002

Variations on the Spelling of ‘Vehicles,’ Submitted By My 6th Graders Attempting to Earn Extra Credit on a Weekly Spelling Test

by Andre Theisen

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April 30, 2020

The Girl From Avril Lavigne’s “Sk8er Boi” Responds 18 Years Later

by Madeleine Trebenski
June 30, 2020

Would-You-Rathers for Parents During Quarantine

by Sally Miller and Julie Vick
June 26, 2020

A Message from Your University’s Vice President for Magical Thinking

by Juliana Gray
July 16, 2018

The 6 Books Donald Trump Is Reading This Summer

by Wendi Aarons and Mariana Olenko

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July 14, 2020

Emerson Whitney in conversation with Gender Justice LA

by Emerson Whitney
July 14, 2020

Every Question I Asked My Parents While Doing My Taxes

by Graham Techler
July 14, 2020

It’s Time for Spin Class With Deborah, Forgotten Horsewoman of the Apocalypse

by Brittain McNeel
July 13, 2020

O, How I Miss the Nightclub!

by Gian-Paul Bergeron, Katie Davis, and Kevin Kelly

Throughout July, we’re donating $2.50 to Gender Justice LA for every copy we sell of Emerson Whitney’s Heaven. GJLA is led by and for Non-binary, 2S, Trans, Black, Indigenous, POC, and has been working to build a strong grassroots multi-racial coalition of transgender people and allies to advocate for our rights, win concrete improvements in our lives, and challenge oppression for the last 18 years. Support trans lives, and read this powerful memoir today.