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All posts tagged
tweens
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December 13, 2018List: Please Send Help: My 13-Year-Old Cousin’s Recent Google Searches
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June 17, 2016Fathers of Pre-Teen Girls Appeal to Higher Powers
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October 22, 2015Listicles For People Exactly Like You: 10 Signs You Are an Overweight 11-Year-Old Girl Named Margaret
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May 9, 2008The Magic 8 Ball Amended by My Mother for My Middle-School Years
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February 7, 2008Ashton Kutcher Fan Fiction: “The Middle School Dance” by Melissa Bell, Age 13
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June 3, 2005List: Fish Names That Sound Like Unfortunate 7th-Graders
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February 18, 2002List: Variations on the Spelling of ‘Vehicles,’ Submitted By My 6th Graders Attempting to Earn Extra Credit on a Weekly Spelling Test
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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August 23, 2019We Need a Republican Nominee Whose Disdain for Marginalized People is Less Obvious
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August 23, 2019List: A Parents’ Guide to Surviving the College Drop-Off
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August 23, 2019Monologue: I Am Marianne Williamson and, to Clarify, the ‘Dark Psychic Force’ I Mentioned Is the Algerian Military and Its Refusal to Cede Power to the Hirak
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August 23, 2019List: Things Trump Can Do to Win Democrats’ Votes