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tweens
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September 16, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Changed a Thing
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November 28, 2023Realistic Cold-Weather Clothing Options for Tweens
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March 31, 2023How an Evangelical Homeschooler Learns Sex Ed
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December 7, 2022Middle School Party Games, Revised for Thirty-Five-Year-Olds
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May 3, 2021I Am Thrilled That My Career Day Exhibit on Shaft Hardening at My Son’s Middle School Was So Popular
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June 5, 2020An Evening of Carnal Delights as Envisioned by My 10-Year-Old Self
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December 13, 2018Please Send Help: My 13-Year-Old Cousin’s Recent Google Searches
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June 17, 2016Fathers of Pre-Teen Girls Appeal to Higher Powers
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October 22, 2015Listicles For People Exactly Like You: 10 Signs You Are an Overweight 11-Year-Old Girl Named Margaret
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May 9, 2008The Magic 8 Ball Amended by My Mother for My Middle-School Years
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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