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All posts tagged
tweens
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May 3, 2021I Am Thrilled That My Career Day Exhibit on Shaft Hardening at My Son’s Middle School Was So Popular
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June 5, 2020An Evening of Carnal Delights as Envisioned By My 10-Year-Old Self
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December 13, 2018Please Send Help: My 13-Year-Old Cousin’s Recent Google Searches
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June 17, 2016Fathers of Pre-Teen Girls Appeal to Higher Powers
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October 22, 2015Listicles For People Exactly Like You: 10 Signs You Are an Overweight 11-Year-Old Girl Named Margaret
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May 9, 2008The Magic 8 Ball Amended by My Mother for My Middle-School Years
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February 7, 2008Ashton Kutcher Fan Fiction: “The Middle School Dance” by Melissa Bell, Age 13
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June 3, 2005Fish Names That Sound Like Unfortunate 7th-Graders
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February 18, 2002Variations on the Spelling of ‘Vehicles,’ Submitted By My 6th Graders Attempting to Earn Extra Credit on a Weekly Spelling Test
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 30, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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