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All posts tagged
golf
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April 4, 2018Melania Trump Explains the Stormy Daniels Controversy to Barron Using Pagan Slovenian Mythology
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October 3, 2017Key Ring Chronicles: Red Golf Ball
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April 8, 2017Excerpts From Caddyshack: Mar-a-Lago
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April 3, 2017The Golf Cart Association of America Thanks President Trump for His Dedication to His Weekend Work
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November 3, 2015Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Matthew Moody Has Only Been Hit Twice by Golf Balls
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February 3, 2014When I Sold You My Windmill You Promised You Wouldn’t Repurpose It for Mini-Golf
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May 20, 2013Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Until I found Buddhism, Sikhism seemed compelling—even magical. When golf anxiety started making intimacy unpleasant, Sikh filosophy [sic] kept John grounded. Sikhism’s awesome.”
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September 12, 2011Notes From the Caddieshack: Column 18: The End of the Season
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August 22, 2011Notes From the Caddieshack: Column 17: The Club Championship
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August 2, 2011Notes From the Caddieshack: Column 16: Ladies’ Day
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July 20, 2020Another Dull Quarantine Weekend at Home, Target, Chipotle, Home Depot, and Our Niece’s Graduation Party
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July 10, 2020
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-796 -
July 31, 2020Teacher
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July 22, 2020Advanced Calculations for Women in Heterosexual Relationships
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August 4, 2020Jurassic Park Is Last, Which Means We’re First
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August 4, 2020The Dark Side of the Moon Is Coming Along Well, But Let’s Not Lose Track of the Big Picture, Which Is That We Need This Album to Synch-Up With The Wizard of Oz
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August 4, 2020Reasons My Baby Will No Longer Be Wearing a Diaper in Public
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August 4, 2020
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