An excerpt from PGA bad boy, John Daly’s, forthcoming memoir (The Pants Make The Man, Penguin 2014) wherein he describes, in partial third person, his journey to spiritual enlightenment. Also, a mnemonic for the countries that have hosted the World Cup (Uruguay, Italy, France, Brazil, Switzerland, Sweden, Chile, England, Mexico, West Germany, Argentina, Spain, Mexico, Italy, United States, France, South Korea, Japan, Germany, South Africa).
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