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soccer

October 11, 2018

The Coaching Candidates for Every Youth Soccer Team In America

by Dan Carroll
June 14, 2018

The Top Ten 2018 Men’s World Cup Teams Ranked By How Easily the First Lines of Each Country’s National Anthem Could Be Slipped Unnoticed Into Expository Voiceover In a Lord Of The Rings Movie

by Michael Ward
November 21, 2017

Marina Abramović is Your Kid’s New Soccer Coach and the Team is Down by Nine Goals at the Half

by Jake Kennedy
November 15, 2017

Please, Turn On Notifications

by Ryan Abbott
March 18, 2016

A Youth Soccer Player’s Participation Award Acceptance Speech

by Hannah Murphy
May 6, 2015

A Message from George Orwell, Silicon Valley Youth Soccer Club Asst. Director of Operations and Coach, Girls U12

by Sharon Van Epps
June 13, 2014

A World Cup Viewing Guide for Stay-at-Home Dads

by Rory Douglas
April 18, 2014

Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: Putting the Biscuit in the Basket: A Review of Go for the Goal by Mia Hamm.

by Miles Wray
May 20, 2013

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Until I found Buddhism, Sikhism seemed compelling—even magical. When golf anxiety started making intimacy unpleasant, Sikh filosophy [sic] kept John grounded. Sikhism’s awesome.”

by Kent Woodyard
November 5, 2012

Dispatches from Montevideo: In Which We Consider the Glorious History of Uruguayan Soccer, and Ball Bearings.

by Patrick Madden

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November 20, 2017

Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions

by John Rauschenberg
January 14, 2020

How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps

by Kristen Mulrooney
November 5, 2018

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, and Kelsey Ronan
February 22, 2019

Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director

by Jesse Shamon

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January 24, 2020

Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead

by Lucy Huber and Joanna Davis
January 24, 2020

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by Dan Caprera and Alex Baia
January 24, 2020

Virginia Woolf Gets Locked Out of Her Room of One’s Own

by Jennie Egerdie and Natalie Sayth
January 23, 2020

The U.S. Department of Education’s Updated Student Loan Repayment Plans

by Chas Gillespie