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soccer

March 22, 2012

Gyros to Heroes: A Column About Sandwiches: Prawn Sandwich Eaters

by Lindsay Eanet
February 11, 2011

Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Guys Who Kicked the Soccer Ball Over the Fence and Asked Me to Toss It Back to Them, Thus Scarring Me For Life

by Jen Cordery
July 1, 2010

List: Men’s Cologne or Members of Brazil’s 2010 World Cup Team?

by Antonio Jocson
February 5, 2009

What Parents Must Assume I’m Saying to My Youth Soccer Team

by Ben Joseph
December 12, 2007

Other Moments In a Soccer Player’s Life

by Jamie Allen
August 16, 2007

Pelé Gets a Brazilian

by Pasha Malla
November 16, 2006

List: Potential Nicknames for the Star Player on My Son’s Soccer Team

by Wendi Aarons
October 29, 2006

Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Places You Should Go In Europe: The (or at Least a) Temple of Spanish Soccer

by Kevin Dolgin
August 10, 2006

Philip Graham Spends a Year in Lisbon: Dispatch 1: I Don’t Know Why I Love Lisbon

by Philip Graham
September 10, 2004

List: Proposed Titles for a Remake of Bend It Like Beckham, Using Croatian Players in the Titles

by Joe O'Neill

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March 18, 2019

A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal

by Jessica M. Goldstein
March 13, 2019

In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft

by Micah Osler
March 18, 2019

March Sadness

by Sarah Keats
March 19, 2019

List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs

by Gitanjali Bhattacharjee

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