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March 22, 2012Gyros to Heroes: A Column About Sandwiches: Prawn Sandwich Eaters
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February 11, 2011Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Guys Who Kicked the Soccer Ball Over the Fence and Asked Me to Toss It Back to Them, Thus Scarring Me For Life
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July 1, 2010List: Men’s Cologne or Members of Brazil’s 2010 World Cup Team?
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February 5, 2009What Parents Must Assume I’m Saying to My Youth Soccer Team
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December 12, 2007Other Moments In a Soccer Player’s Life
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August 16, 2007Pelé Gets a Brazilian
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November 16, 2006List: Potential Nicknames for the Star Player on My Son’s Soccer Team
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October 29, 2006Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Places You Should Go In Europe: The (or at Least a) Temple of Spanish Soccer
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August 10, 2006Philip Graham Spends a Year in Lisbon: Dispatch 1: I Don’t Know Why I Love Lisbon
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September 10, 2004List: Proposed Titles for a Remake of Bend It Like Beckham, Using Croatian Players in the Titles
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