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soccer
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May 20, 2013Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Until I found Buddhism, Sikhism seemed compelling—even magical. When golf anxiety started making intimacy unpleasant, Sikh filosophy [sic] kept John grounded. Sikhism’s awesome.”
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November 5, 2012Dispatches from Montevideo: In Which We Consider the Glorious History of Uruguayan Soccer, and Ball Bearings.
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March 22, 2012Gyros to Heroes: A Column About Sandwiches: Prawn Sandwich Eaters
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February 11, 2011An Open Letter to the Guys Who Kicked the Soccer Ball Over the Fence and Asked Me to Toss It Back to Them, Thus Scarring Me For Life
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July 1, 2010Men’s Cologne or Members of Brazil’s 2010 World Cup Team?
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February 5, 2009What Parents Must Assume I’m Saying to My Youth Soccer Team
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December 12, 2007Other Moments In a Soccer Player’s Life
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August 16, 2007Pelé Gets a Brazilian
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November 16, 2006Potential Nicknames for the Star Player on My Son’s Soccer Team
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October 29, 2006Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Places You Should Go in Europe: The (or at Least a) Temple of Spanish Soccer
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