Men’s Cologne or Members of Brazil’s 2010 World Cup Team?

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1. Deseo
2. Elano
3. Escada
4. Gieffeffe
5. Grafite
6. Herrera
7. Lucio
8. Jacomo
9. Doni
10. Jivago
11. Robinho
12. Lapidus
13. Ferre
14. Maicon
15. Samba

Colognes: 1, 3, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, 13, 15
Team Members: 2, 5, 7, 9, 11, 14

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