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July 1, 2010

Lists

Men’s Cologne or Members of Brazil’s 2010 World Cup Team?

by Antonio Jocson

1. Deseo
2. Elano
3. Escada
4. Gieffeffe
5. Grafite
6. Herrera
7. Lucio
8. Jacomo
9. Doni
10. Jivago
11. Robinho
12. Lapidus
13. Ferre
14. Maicon
15. Samba

Colognes: 1, 3, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, 13, 15
Team Members: 2, 5, 7, 9, 11, 14

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