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All posts tagged
sports
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March 18, 2021Guys, I Swear I’m Only Transitioning So I Can Cheat at Girls’ Sports
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July 24, 2020A Leaked List of (Entirely Anagrammatic) Proposals for the Washington Football Team’s Name (with Notes from Upper Management)
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July 16, 2020Help, I Have a Sporty Kid
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August 20, 2019Sports Analogies for Academics
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August 6, 2019A Parent’s Guide to Surviving the Terribleness of Youth Sports
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September 19, 2017If Bostonians Loved Other Local Institutions the Way They Love Their Local Sports Franchises
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February 3, 2017Oh, Am I Ever Angry With the Opposing Sports Team Right Now!
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October 7, 2016This is the Year the Cubs Win the World Series, and Thus the Prophecy Shall Be Fulfilled
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September 9, 2016Son, Don’t Make Any Weird Faces During This Sporting Event or You’ll Probably Become an Internet Meme
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August 22, 2016Assuming My Alcohol Ankle Monitor is Off, My Wife’s Incarceration is Over and I Can Get my Swimsuit Fixed, I Plan to Kick Some Ass at the 2020 Summer Olympics
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April 26, 2021Vaccine Side Effect, or Have You Just Been Alive for 40 Years?
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 6, 2021I’m the Judge Who Approved the Custody Arrangement in The Parent Trap, But in My Defense, I Didn’t Think They Would Go to the Same Camp
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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May 14, 2021Important New Findings on American Stress-Cheese Consumption During the Pandemic
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