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July 16, 2021Athletes Should Stick to Sports and Stop Inserting Themselves into Inter-Dimensional Conflicts on Behalf of the Looney Tunes
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June 2, 2021I’m a Sports Coach and I’m Pretty Sure This Is How I’m Supposed to Use the Squeaky Doodle Board Thing
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May 20, 2021The Completely Normal, Totally Reasonable Unwritten Rules of Baseball
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March 18, 2021Guys, I Swear I’m Only Transitioning So I Can Cheat at Girls’ Sports
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July 24, 2020A Leaked List of (Entirely Anagrammatic) Proposals for the Washington Football Team’s Name (with Notes from Upper Management)
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July 16, 2020Help, I Have a Sporty Kid
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August 20, 2019Sports Analogies for Academics
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August 6, 2019A Parent’s Guide to Surviving the Terribleness of Youth Sports
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September 19, 2017If Bostonians Loved Other Local Institutions the Way They Love Their Local Sports Franchises
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February 3, 2017Oh, Am I Ever Angry With the Opposing Sports Team Right Now!
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