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All posts tagged
sports
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September 19, 2017If Bostonians Loved Other Local Institutions the Way They Love Their Local Sports Franchises
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February 3, 2017Oh, Am I Ever Angry With the Opposing Sports Team Right Now!
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October 7, 2016This is the Year the Cubs Win the World Series, and Thus the Prophecy Shall Be Fulfilled
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September 9, 2016Son, Don’t Make Any Weird Faces During This Sporting Event or You’ll Probably Become an Internet Meme
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August 22, 2016Assuming My Alcohol Ankle Monitor is Off, My Wife’s Incarceration is Over and I Can Get my Swimsuit Fixed, I Plan to Kick Some Ass at the 2020 Summer Olympics
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May 20, 2016Rebunking Conspiracy Theories: Sports
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March 18, 2016A Youth Soccer Player’s Participation Award Acceptance Speech
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September 10, 2015Things a Non-Football Fan Could Say While Watching a Game That Will Make True Fans Accept You as One of Their Own
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April 2, 2015An Open Letter to the Guy Who Discovered the 10,000 Hour Rule
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October 23, 2014Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: Consider the Austin: A Review of Beyond Center Court by Tracy Austin
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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October 9, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax
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