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sports
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October 7, 2016This is the Year the Cubs Win the World Series, and Thus the Prophecy Shall Be Fulfilled
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September 9, 2016Son, Don’t Make Any Weird Faces During This Sporting Event or You’ll Probably Become an Internet Meme
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August 22, 2016Assuming My Alcohol Ankle Monitor is Off, My Wife’s Incarceration is Over and I Can Get my Swimsuit Fixed, I Plan to Kick Some Ass at the 2020 Summer Olympics
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May 20, 2016Rebunking Conspiracy Theories: Sports
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March 18, 2016A Youth Soccer Player’s Participation Award Acceptance Speech
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September 10, 2015Things a Non-Football Fan Could Say While Watching a Game That Will Make True Fans Accept You as One of Their Own
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April 2, 2015An Open Letter to the Guy Who Discovered the 10,000 Hour Rule
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October 23, 2014Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: Consider the Austin: A Review of Beyond Center Court by Tracy Austin
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October 22, 2014New Baseball Statistics
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August 21, 2014The Adult Kickball League Hall of Fame
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June 3, 2025New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Violated the Constitution”
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June 6, 2025I, Saruman, Have Ended My Alliance with the Dark Lord Sauron
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May 19, 2025A Company Reminder for Everyone to Talk Nicely About the Giant Plagiarism Machine
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June 2, 2025The Zen of Dying Quietly, and Other Teachings by Senator Joni Ernst
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