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February 20, 2010I Am the Man Who Paints His Face With the American Flag and Goes to Olympic Curling Matches and Bangs A Cowbell
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February 5, 2010I Am the Man Who Paints His Entire Head and Face to Resemble the Helmet of His Favorite Football Team
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February 2, 2010E-mails Sent to the University of Alabama English Department Flag-Football Team: E-mail 11: ATTENTION: It’s Time for Basketball
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January 14, 2010Great Moments in Sports, Which, Had They Involved Me, Would Not Have Been Such Great Moments
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November 2, 2009Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Steroids Ruined Baseball. Lemme at Those Cheaters! [Expletive] A-Rod!”
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October 27, 2009Matt Saracen, Dillon, Texas High School Quarterback, Plays in His First Game Back Since Visiting The Art Institute of Chicago as a Prospective Student
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October 27, 2009E-mails Sent to the University of Alabama English Department Flag-Football Team: E-mail 10: The UAEDFL And The Dangers of Draft Stock
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October 6, 2009E-mails Sent to the University of Alabama English Department Flag-Football Team: E-mail 9: The Fall of the UAEDCFL
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September 24, 2009E-mails Sent to the University of Alabama English Department Flag-Football Team: E-mail 8: UA English Flag Football Cares
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September 17, 2009Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Is it OK to Dunk On the President?
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