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aerobics

June 10, 2009

I Am Poseidon! God of the Sea! I Also Teach Water Aerobics On Saturdays

by Colin Nissan
July 27, 2007

Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: The Game of Horseshoes

by Dan Liebert
April 12, 2004

Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: Listen to the Lyrics Or Ronald Reagan and James Lourenco: I’m Just Burning Doing the Neutron Dance

by José Avelino Gilles Corbett Lourenço

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November 10, 2022

A Parent’s Typical Day, as Envisioned by My Child’s Preschool

by Ruyi Wen
December 1, 2022

How to Hate a Jew Like a Jew

by Josh Gondelman
November 15, 2022

I’m Wearing Tunics Now

by Wendi Aarons
May 28, 2019

Incredible Rooms I Would Have in My Mansion if I Were Rich!

by Alex Baia

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How to Hate a Jew Like a Jew

by Josh Gondelman
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I’m Quitting My Job as a Medieval Serf to Pursue My Passion

by Angus Duffin