The Game of Horseshoes

Deweyan-Pragmatist Playground Games and Rhymes

List: Butterfly Snaps

List: People I’d Have Sex with to Avoid “Dialing Down the Middle” with Carrot Top, As Revealed by a Recent Game of “Who Would You Rather Sleep With?”

Christopher Hitchens Visits St. Margaret’s School For Young Women, Where He Discovers Little Girls Aren’t Funny, Either

We’re The Board of Directors for The Polar Express and We’re Begging the President: Get to Infrastructure Week Already

List: Please Send Help: My 13-Year-Old Cousin’s Recent Google Searches

I Brush My Teeth at Work Just to Make You Feel Bad About Yourself

Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Sven Drove a Tiny Car, Ate a Big Sandwich