LEST WE FORGET THE HORRORS
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March 21, 2017List: Reasons Why I Didn’t Sleep With the Man Who Yelled to Me, “I’ll Make You Cum in Three Minutes!”
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July 8, 2014Monologue: I’m the Guy Who Ties the Scarves Onto Steven Tyler’s Mic Stand
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September 1, 2010Non-Essential Mnemonics: Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick
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January 28, 2010List: Hit Singles From the 1990s in Passive Voice
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018List: Appropriate Moments to Respond With Lady Gaga’s Guttural Howl From the Song “Shallow”