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March 21, 2017

List: Reasons Why I Didn’t Sleep With the Man Who Yelled to Me, “I’ll Make You Cum in Three Minutes!”

by Katie Novotny
July 8, 2014

Monologue: I’m the Guy Who Ties the Scarves Onto Steven Tyler’s Mic Stand

by Lukas Drake
September 1, 2010

Non-Essential Mnemonics: Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick

by Kent Woodyard
January 28, 2010

List: Hit Singles From the 1990s in Passive Voice

by Jim Rodovich

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September 6, 2019

List: Honest Academic Job Postings

by Ryan Weber
September 10, 2019

List: I Am “Why Do I Need Venmo?” Years Old

by Janine Annett and Ali Solomon
September 12, 2019

List: 16 Surprising Ways to Injure Yourself When You’re Over 40

by Liz Alterman
August 26, 2019

List: Attending Burning Man or Parenting a Toddler?

by Anna Hecker

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September 18, 2019

Beaver of Fine Arts: Introducing Stella: Making Waves

by Julie Reneé Benda
September 18, 2019

List: The Five Best US Cities for Concrete Dick Slabs

by Keith James
September 17, 2019

J.D. Salinger’s Spider-Man

by Kristopher Michael Wood
September 17, 2019

14 Mistakes Lady Box Jellyfish Make That Push Snorkeling Men Away

by Catherine Elder