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aerosmith
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March 21, 2017Reasons Why I Didn’t Sleep With the Man Who Yelled to Me, “I’ll Make You Cum in Three Minutes!”
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July 8, 2014I’m the Guy Who Ties the Scarves Onto Steven Tyler’s Mic Stand
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September 1, 2010Non-Essential Mnemonics: Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick
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January 28, 2010Hit Singles From the 1990s in Passive Voice
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November 23, 2021Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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November 20, 2019I Am a Trader Joe’s Parking Lot and I Am Here to Destroy You
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November 30, 2021Put Away That Whip — I’m Not That Kind of Dungeon Master