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March 21, 2017

Reasons Why I Didn’t Sleep With the Man Who Yelled to Me, “I’ll Make You Cum in Three Minutes!”

by Katie Novotny
July 8, 2014

I’m the Guy Who Ties the Scarves onto Steven Tyler’s Mic Stand

by Lukas Drake
September 1, 2010

Non-Essential Mnemonics: Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick

by Kent Woodyard
January 28, 2010

Hit Singles From the 1990s in Passive Voice

by Jim Rodovich

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April 21, 2025

Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope

by Eli Grober
April 25, 2025

This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person

by Lia Woodward and Leah Folta
April 17, 2025

1925 or 2025?

by Carlos Greaves
April 9, 2025

US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028

by Andrew Marshall

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April 30, 2025

Our University Is Replacing DEI with Vibes and Vaguely Diverse Stock Photos

by Carla M. Lopez
April 30, 2025

This Bank Robbery Is a Safe Space

by Ash Diggs and Jennie Egerdie
April 29, 2025

Don’t Worry, We Were Prepared for Our Policies to Be Extremely Unpopular, Because They Are Very, Very Bad

by Ginny Hogan
April 29, 2025

We’re the Pro-Family Party; We’re Also Deporting Families

by Carlos Greaves