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March 21, 2017Reasons Why I Didn’t Sleep With the Man Who Yelled to Me, “I’ll Make You Cum in Three Minutes!”
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July 8, 2014I’m the Guy Who Ties the Scarves onto Steven Tyler’s Mic Stand
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September 1, 2010Non-Essential Mnemonics: Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick
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January 28, 2010Hit Singles From the 1990s in Passive Voice
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