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March 21, 2017

List: Reasons Why I Didn’t Sleep With the Man Who Yelled to Me, “I’ll Make You Cum in Three Minutes!”

by Katie Novotny
July 8, 2014

Monologue: I’m the Guy Who Ties the Scarves Onto Steven Tyler’s Mic Stand

by Lukas Drake
September 1, 2010

Non-Essential Mnemonics: Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick

by Kent Woodyard
January 28, 2010

List: Hit Singles From the 1990s in Passive Voice

by Jim Rodovich

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November 16, 2018

Nihilist Dad Jokes

by Alex Baia
December 6, 2018

Welcome to Our Modern Hospital Where If You Want to Know a Price You Can Go Fuck Yourself

by Alex Baia
November 28, 2018

The Lady Hero’s Journey

by Kathleen O'Mara
November 13, 2018

List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers

by Shannon Reed

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December 12, 2018

Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas” as Written by Walt Whitman

by Maggie Downs
December 12, 2018

List: Men Who Have Never Read Books by Women Blurb Books by Women

by Sara Kachelman
December 12, 2018

Monologue: I’m The World’s Best Dad Because Once I Watched My Kid When My Wife Wasn’t Around

by Kashana Cauley
December 11, 2018

How You Hope Your Extended Family Will React When You Explain Your Job To Them

by Mike Lacher