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March 21, 2017

Reasons Why I Didn’t Sleep With the Man Who Yelled to Me, “I’ll Make You Cum in Three Minutes!”

by Katie Novotny
July 8, 2014

I’m the Guy Who Ties the Scarves Onto Steven Tyler’s Mic Stand

by Lukas Drake
September 1, 2010

Non-Essential Mnemonics: Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick

by Kent Woodyard
January 28, 2010

Hit Singles From the 1990s in Passive Voice

by Jim Rodovich

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January 14, 2021

I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement

by Simon Henriques
January 20, 2021

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1-1,056

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
January 13, 2021

Excerpts from the Sex and the City Revival in Which Samantha Is Replaced with Fran Lebowitz

by Tom Smyth
January 20, 2021

A Conservative’s Guide to Preparing for a Biden Presidency

by Sarah Hutto

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January 25, 2021

Doctor, Please Help, I’m Feeling Optimistic

by Janine Annett
January 25, 2021

An Applicant’s Guide to Student Culture at American Universities

by Steve Smith
January 25, 2021

What I’d Say to Paul Hollywood If I Were on The Great British Bake Off

by Dan Kennedy
January 22, 2021

Llama Llama Remote-Learning Drama

by Liz Alterman