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March 21, 2017

List: Reasons Why I Didn’t Sleep With the Man Who Yelled to Me, “I’ll Make You Cum in Three Minutes!”

by Katie Novotny
July 8, 2014

Monologue: I’m the Guy Who Ties the Scarves Onto Steven Tyler’s Mic Stand

by Lukas Drake
September 1, 2010

Non-Essential Mnemonics: Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick

by Kent Woodyard
January 28, 2010

List: Hit Singles From the 1990s in Passive Voice

by Jim Rodovich

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July 5, 2019

The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776

by Lauren Tousignant
July 15, 2019

A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant

by Shannon J. Curtin
May 20, 2019

I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent

by Tom Smyth
October 10, 2006

Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied

by Andy Bryan

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July 19, 2019

List: Hemingway’s “For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn” Re-Imagined By Other Authors

by Fiona Taylor, Caitlin Kunkel, Carrie Wittmer, and Brooke Preston
July 19, 2019

Ernest Hemingway, Parenting Blogger

by Elizabeth Blackwell
July 18, 2019

I Am Against Identity Politics, By Which I Mean I Am In Favor of White Identity Politics

by Chas Gillespie
July 18, 2019

List: Things You’re More Likely to Get Arrested for Than Rape

by Elissa Bassist