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March 21, 2017

Reasons Why I Didn’t Sleep With the Man Who Yelled to Me, “I’ll Make You Cum in Three Minutes!”

by Katie Novotny
July 8, 2014

I’m the Guy Who Ties the Scarves Onto Steven Tyler’s Mic Stand

by Lukas Drake
September 1, 2010

Non-Essential Mnemonics: Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick

by Kent Woodyard
January 28, 2010

Hit Singles From the 1990s in Passive Voice

by Jim Rodovich

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July 28, 2021

Are You Allowed to Criticize Simone Biles?: A Decision Tree

by Carlos Greaves
July 13, 2021

Nobody Wants to Be a Serf Anymore

by Andrew Singleton
July 22, 2021

The European Men’s Beach Volleyball Disciplinary Commission Defends Its Banana Hammock Rule

by Robert Rooney
July 22, 2021

Apologies Women Need to Make (Sorry, It’s True!)

by Rachel Reyes

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July 29, 2021

With God as My Witness I Will Not Pick the Restaurant

by Joanna Borns
July 29, 2021

How to Escape from a Sleeping Baby

by Rachel Hinkel-Wang
July 28, 2021

Are You Allowed to Criticize Simone Biles?: A Decision Tree

by Carlos Greaves
July 28, 2021

More Development Would Ruin Our Neighborhood’s Character and That Character is Systemic Racism

by Devin Wallace