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November 12, 2020

Meet Olivia! The COVID-19-Era American Girl Doll

by Molly Cahen
September 14, 2006

American Girl Dolls Write To President Bush

by Kate Hahn

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September 20, 2024

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
September 30, 2024

Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”

by Jane G.
August 19, 2024

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
September 10, 2024

The Department of Energy Wants You to Know Your Conservation Efforts Are Making a Difference

by McKayley Gourley

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270 Reasons: Because the American Experiment Is on the Defensive

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by Carlos Greaves