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All posts tagged
anxiety
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October 28, 2024Spooky Sounds for the Socially Anxious
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March 2, 2023I Will Explain My Book to You As Soon as I Finish Having This Panic Attack
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September 20, 2022Should I Bring Anything to the Dinner Tonight or Just My Crippling Anxiety?
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June 13, 2022Running Can Cure Your Crippling Anxiety and Depression
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September 28, 2021An Excerpt from My New Anxiety Dream Where I Personally Break the Global Supply Chain
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April 2, 2021How to Manage Anxiety Around Reentering Society After Your Crucifixion and Resurrection
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March 26, 2021An Excerpt from My New Anxiety Dream Where I’m Blocking the Suez Canal
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March 2, 2021A Graduate School Rejection Letter As Written by My Anxiety Disorder at 3 AM
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January 23, 2020Email Signatures In Ascending Order of How Nervous I Am to Be Emailing You
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January 8, 2020I Have to Cancel Our Meeting Because the Notion of Deviating Even Slightly from My Daily Routine Makes Me Feel Overwhelmed and Anxious
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 7, 2025Happy National Women’s Day from the White House
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March 14, 2025A Memorandum from the Newly Established Department of Grammar Efficiency
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March 14, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Michael Smith
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March 14, 2025Nothing Stands Between Us Teachers and the Brainwashing of America’s Children, Except This Beef Jerky in the Pencil Sharpener
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking