Internet Tendency

Daily humor almost every day since 1998.

Daily humor almost every day since 1998.

THE EYES & THE IMPOSSIBLE

“A work of dazzling ingenuity.”
—San Francisco Chronicle

Bring home Dave Eggers’ The Eyes & the Impossible Today

All posts tagged

applebee-s

May 13, 2022

Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children

by Susan Perabo
January 24, 2020

Virginia Woolf Gets Locked Out of Her Room of One’s Own

by Jennie Egerdie and Natalie Sayth
October 15, 2018

Why I Keep My Household Vegan While Crushing Mozzarella Sticks at This Applebee’s

by Jane Garfinkel
March 11, 2013

Applebee’s Just Wants You to Know That it is Not Immune to Your Barbs

by Pete Reynolds
March 14, 2011

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Linkage

by Teddy Wayne

Trending 🔥

May 12, 2023

How Urgently Your Mom Needs to Talk to You, Based on What She Said in the Voicemail

by Talia Argondezzi
May 18, 2023

HBO’s Sensitivity Reading for Entourage

by Max Davison
May 18, 2023

Cat Food Flavors Made by Cats

by Tori Multon
May 25, 2023

A Day in the Life of a Woke Third-Grade Teacher, as Imagined by a Far-Right Politician

by Ashley Ingle

Recently

May 26, 2023

When to Turn Your AC on in New England: A Decision Guide

by Jus Kaplan and Dan Bookbinder
May 26, 2023

We at Waystar Royco Sincerely Apologize for Any Abuses That May Have Occurred at a Bluestar Sleepaway Camp+ Experience Property

by E.R. Catalano
May 25, 2023

A Day in the Life of a Woke Third-Grade Teacher, as Imagined by a Far-Right Politician

by Ashley Ingle
May 25, 2023

I’m Your Mom Playing a Video Game, and I Will Turn This Avatar Right Around If You Don’t Watch Your Tone of Voice

by Audrey Burges