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The Estate of Édouard Manet Wishes to Remind Museum Visitors That the Best Way to Prevent Climate Change Is to Throw Bucket After Bucket of Hot Sloppy Soup on the Eminently Mediocre Paintings of That Son of a Bitch Monet

Why I Am Not a Painter

I’m Vincent Van Gogh, and I Painted That Way Because I Knew It Would Look Really Sweet on a Mousepad

Captions From My Parents’ Museum of Conceptual Art

“One Small Thing”: Famous Artists Consider Changes to Their Masterpieces

How to Show Everyone in This Art Museum You Really Fucking Appreciate This Painting

Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Patti Swanson, Accidental Bob Ross Enthusiast

Curatorial Statement for the Moving Back Home With My Mom Biennial

A Picture is No Longer Worth a Thousand Words

Whistler’s Mother Has Just About Had It