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All posts tagged
astronauts
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March 27, 2019Our Historic All-Female Spacewalk Will Now Feature a Male Astronaut!
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February 6, 2013List: Short Biographies of the Original Seven Astronauts of the National Trebuchet and Space Administration
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July 28, 2011Dream Jobs That You’re Glad You Didn’t Pursue: Column 16: So You Wanted to Be an Astronaut
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July 7, 2011List: Great Quotes From the End of NASA’s Space Shuttle Era
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June 30, 2011The Way I See It, We Either Have Enough Oxygen Left for Six Days, or for One Really Awesome Party
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June 15, 2010Mrs. Yates’ 3rd Grade Class Receives a New Message from Space
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July 20, 2009Live From the Apollo 11
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August 7, 2006Thirteen Writing Prompts Contest: Birds
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December 9, 2005John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: A Letter to Elton John From the Office of the NASA Administrator
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July 2, 2004Sestina: Astronauts Give Up
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 24, 2019Rules of Improv While Playing With Toddlers
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May 24, 2019Why Superman Sucks
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell