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All posts tagged
astronauts
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March 27, 2019Our Historic All-Female Spacewalk Will Now Feature a Male Astronaut!
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February 6, 2013Short Biographies of the Original Seven Astronauts of the National Trebuchet and Space Administration
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July 28, 2011Dream Jobs That You’re Glad You Didn’t Pursue: Column 16: So You Wanted to Be an Astronaut
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July 7, 2011Great Quotes From the End of NASA’s Space Shuttle Era
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June 30, 2011The Way I See It, We Either Have Enough Oxygen Left for Six Days, or for One Really Awesome Party
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June 15, 2010Mrs. Yates’ 3rd Grade Class Receives a New Message from Space
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July 20, 2009Live From the Apollo 11
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August 7, 2006Thirteen Writing Prompts Contest: Birds
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December 9, 2005John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: A Letter to Elton John From the Office of the NASA Administrator
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July 2, 2004Sestina: Astronauts Give Up
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April 30, 2020The Girl From Avril Lavigne’s “Sk8er Boi” Responds 18 Years Later
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June 26, 2020A Message from Your University’s Vice President for Magical Thinking
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June 24, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-759
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June 22, 2020I’m the Guy Setting Off Fireworks Every Night In Your Neighborhood and I Have You Right Where I Want You
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