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All posts tagged
ballet
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December 6, 2019Herr Drosselmeyer, It Grieves Me to Disinvite You and Your Nutcracker from Future Holiday Parties
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October 21, 2011My Ballet Teacher’s Increasingly Threatening Metaphors for Lifting the Pelvic Floor
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July 31, 2009Dispatches From the Wings at the Ballet: Dispatch 7: After The Fall, or Dream into Nightmare
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June 23, 2009Dispatches From the Wings at the Ballet: Dispatch 6: The Most Nervous Extra
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June 23, 2009Dispatches From the Wings at the Ballet: Dispatch 5: La Bayadere: Taking My Vows as a Hindu Priest
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June 9, 2009Dispatches From the Wings at the Ballet: Dispatch 4: In Between Ballets, I Attend Ballets
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May 21, 2009Dispatches From the Wings at the Ballet: Dispatch 3: Backstage Backstabbing and All About Me
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May 11, 2009Dispatches From the Wings at the Ballet: Dispatch 2: Watching My Steps
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May 4, 2009Dispatches From the Wings at the Ballet: Dispatch 1: I Lie Down and Dream a Dream: Joining the Sylphs and Dryads in American Ballet Theatre’s Wooded Glade
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October 27, 2006Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Ellen Bar, Ballerina
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October 20, 2020Ten Legitimate Reasons to Pull Out Your Dick On a Zoom Call
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May 18, 2020I Was In Charge of the Deck Chairs On the Titanic, and They Absolutely Did Need Rearranging
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October 9, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 27, 2020
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