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May 21, 2024Ballet Flats Are Back—Can’t Wait for My Feet to Hurt and Stink for Fashion
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December 10, 2021We’re Sorry, You Can’t Join Our Street Gang Because You Don’t Know Ballet
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December 6, 2019Herr Drosselmeyer, It Grieves Me to Disinvite You and Your Nutcracker from Future Holiday Parties
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October 21, 2011My Ballet Teacher’s Increasingly Threatening Metaphors for Lifting the Pelvic Floor
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July 31, 2009Dispatches From the Wings at the Ballet: Dispatch 7: After The Fall, or Dream into Nightmare
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June 23, 2009Dispatches From the Wings at the Ballet: Dispatch 6: The Most Nervous Extra
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June 23, 2009Dispatches From the Wings at the Ballet: Dispatch 5: La Bayadere: Taking My Vows as a Hindu Priest
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June 9, 2009Dispatches From the Wings at the Ballet: Dispatch 4: In Between Ballets, I Attend Ballets
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May 21, 2009Dispatches From the Wings at the Ballet: Dispatch 3: Backstage Backstabbing and All About Me
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May 11, 2009Dispatches From the Wings at the Ballet: Dispatch 2: Watching My Steps
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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