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June 22, 2021I Think Bill Gates Is the New Drummer in Our Early Aughts Cover Band
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November 11, 2009Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Could We Use a Man Like Herbert Hoover Again?
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August 3, 2009Microsoft Entourage
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June 14, 2006B.R. Cohen’s Annals of Science: Vol. XI: I Got Your Theory of Everything Right Here, Engineer Fred
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September 1, 2004Very Wrong Ways to Eat a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup
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April 28, 2000The Love That Stopped Time: A Play, Consisting of Pure Conjecture, in One Act
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February 12, 2000Short Fiction Starring or Mentioning David Gergen: David Gergen Avoids Common Words
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January 4, 1999Concise Interviews with Notable People Vol. II
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian