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All posts tagged
charles-darwin
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January 28, 2016Open Letters: An Open Letter to Charles Darwin and God About the Hair Sprouting From My Ears
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May 28, 2013Dispatches from Montevideo: In Which Charles Darwin Takes/Leaves a Bath
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February 12, 2009Ways Charles Darwin Could Jump the Shark
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December 19, 2008List: Several Mutations Thwarted by Natural Selection
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April 10, 2008List: Uncircumcised Men Speak About Their Foreskins
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August 14, 2007The Convergences Contest: Contest Winner #33: Lithographica
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October 11, 2005B.R. Cohen’s Annals of Science: Vol. IX: Little Charlie Darwin, God Bless Him
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 24, 2019Rules of Improv While Playing With Toddlers
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May 24, 2019List: “Life Is a Rollercoaster”: Other Life-Themed Amusement Park Rides
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May 24, 2019Why Superman Sucks
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell