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All posts tagged

chinese-food

February 10, 2020

Amazing Chinatown Food Spots for White Protagonists

by Michael D. Nguyen
May 8, 2012

Chinese Restaurant Menu Items That Sound Like Titles of Cocteau Twins’ Songs

by Scott Heim

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November 10, 2022

A Parent’s Typical Day, as Envisioned by My Child’s Preschool

by Ruyi Wen
November 15, 2022

I’m Wearing Tunics Now

by Wendi Aarons
November 17, 2022

I’m a Middle School Boy, and I Refuse to Wear Anything but Basketball Shorts in the Winter

by Emily Menez
October 25, 2022

If I Emailed My Parents Like Democrats Email Me

by Sarah Gruen and Chandler Dean

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November 30, 2022

As the Oldest Person in this American Eagle Store, What’s My Duty in the Event of an Active Shooter?

by Hallie Pritts
November 29, 2022

T. S. Eliot’s “The Waste Land” as Occupy Democrats Tweets

by Andrew Williams
November 29, 2022

Child Interrupts Sing-Along to Examine Whether He Is “Happy” and He “Knows It”

by Michael McKoy
November 28, 2022

Rainer Maria Rilke’s Letters to a Young MC

by Stephen Ruddy