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June 23, 2021I’ll Come Out of Retirement for This Top Secret Mission, But How Will It Affect My Social Security?
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March 22, 2017Agent Cody Banks Steps Down from the CIA
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July 13, 2016CIA Memo Re: Pokémon GO
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December 18, 2007How to Roll Out of a Moving Car
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October 31, 2005Sestina: A Sestina Explanation of the Valerie Plame Affair
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 23, 2024A Stump Speech by a Mayoral Candidate Who Just Learned the Werewolves Terrorizing the Town Might Endorse Him
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October 23, 2024270 Reasons: Because Kamala Knows That Immigrants Are America’s Strength
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October 23, 2024If Jack Kerouac Tried to Write On the Road Now
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October 22, 2024We Didn’t Vote for Kamala Harris Back in 2024, and Now We’re Stuck in This MAGA Work Camp on Mount Rushmore