climate-change

It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking

Make America Suck Again

One Upside of the Total Collapse of Civilization Is We Don’t Have to Be Woke Anymore

I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes

Finally, I Can Quit the Workforce to Devote Myself to Mothering and Fighting Dust Storms

An Open Letter from the Other Side of the World to the 50.2 Percent of Americans Who Probably Won’t Read This and the 48.1 Percent Who Might

Animal Farewells for the Sixth Extinction

Been There, Smelled That: Climate Change Is Destroying What You Smell

The Meek Who Shall Inherit the Earth Lodge a Complaint

Answering Questions at the Climate Summit After My Speech in Support of Oil World