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All posts tagged
coffee
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January 15, 2018List: What Your Mug Says vs. What Your Mug Means
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November 14, 2017I Am a Keurig Machine and I Would Like to Ask, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?
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November 9, 2017Guys, Hear Me Out: Eight. Dollar. Coffees.
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October 20, 2017List: Artisanal Coffee Flavor Profiles Brought to You By Metallica
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March 7, 2017Monologue: Do You Have a Moment to Talk About Our Lord and Savior, Cold Brew Coffee?
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February 8, 2017List: Innovative Ways to Say “I Got Coffee” On Your Résumé
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January 12, 2017Monologue: I Tried to Order Coffee During a Date, But Had a Crisis About Systemic Bias Instead
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January 5, 2017List: 13 Reasons Your Barista Might Be Inclined to Spit in Your Drink
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November 16, 2016
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July 13, 2016List: 17 Signs You’re In a Long-Term Relationship With Iced Coffee
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?