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All posts tagged
coffee
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December 10, 2020You Know a Movie Is Classic When a Character Is Carrying Three or Four Coffees
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September 29, 2020On the Seventh Day, God Created Parenting, and Then Parenting Created Coffee
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February 27, 2020It’s Not You, It’s Capitalism
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January 15, 2018What Your Mug Says vs. What Your Mug Means
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November 14, 2017I Am a Keurig Machine and I Would Like to Ask, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?
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November 9, 2017Guys, Hear Me Out: Eight. Dollar. Coffees.
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October 20, 2017Artisanal Coffee Flavor Profiles Brought to You By Metallica
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March 7, 2017Do You Have a Moment to Talk About Our Lord and Savior, Cold Brew Coffee?
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February 8, 2017Innovative Ways to Say “I Got Coffee” On Your Résumé
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January 12, 2017I Tried to Order Coffee During a Date, But Had a Crisis About Systemic Bias Instead
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January 14, 2021I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement
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January 13, 2021Excerpts from the Sex and the City Revival in Which Samantha Is Replaced with Fran Lebowitz
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December 21, 2020Things I Didn’t Have on My 2020 Bingo Card Bingo
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January 11, 2021Grendel Should Not Have Rampaged Through Our Capitol, But Slaying Him Will Only Further Divide Our Clans