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All posts tagged

coffee

August 1, 2022

If Starbucks Had Been Named After Other Characters from Moby-Dick

by Amanda Lehr
January 7, 2022

We Do Traditional Macchiatos Here

by McKayley Gourley
July 22, 2021

Dunkin’s Smoked Vanilla Iced Latte

by McKayley Gourley
May 10, 2021

Ten Hot Beverages That Are Your Best Friends Now

by Elizabeth Preston
December 10, 2020

You Know a Movie Is Classic When a Character Is Carrying Three or Four Coffees

by Peter Valle
September 29, 2020

On the Seventh Day, God Created Parenting, and Then Parenting Created Coffee

by Audrey Burges
February 27, 2020

It’s Not You, It’s Capitalism

by Michael Hare
January 15, 2018

What Your Mug Says vs. What Your Mug Means

by Christian Tucci and Maggie Phenicie
November 14, 2017

I Am a Keurig Machine and I Would Like to Ask, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?

by David Bradley Isenberg
November 9, 2017

Guys, Hear Me Out: Eight. Dollar. Coffees.

by Dan Hopper

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March 9, 2023

Greeting Cards for Newly Tenured Professors

by Ryan Weber
March 8, 2023

Honest Haikus for Women

by Emily Knapp
June 29, 2018

17 Real-Life Would-You-Rathers I, a Woman, Have Had to Ask Myself

by Isabella Giovannini
March 3, 2023

I’ve Optimized My Health to Make My Life as Long and Unpleasant as Possible

by Tom Ellison

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by Adam Greenspan
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by Jeremy Blachman
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Ron DeSantis Answers Questions about Your Period

by Miriam Jayaratna and Kathryn Baecht
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Short Conversations with Poets: Rachel James

by Jesse Nathan