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All posts tagged
coffee
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December 10, 2020You Know a Movie Is Classic When a Character Is Carrying Three or Four Coffees
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September 29, 2020On the Seventh Day, God Created Parenting, and Then Parenting Created Coffee
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February 27, 2020It’s Not You, It’s Capitalism
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January 15, 2018What Your Mug Says vs. What Your Mug Means
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November 14, 2017I Am a Keurig Machine and I Would Like to Ask, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?
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November 9, 2017Guys, Hear Me Out: Eight. Dollar. Coffees.
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October 20, 2017Artisanal Coffee Flavor Profiles Brought to You By Metallica
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March 7, 2017Do You Have a Moment to Talk About Our Lord and Savior, Cold Brew Coffee?
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February 8, 2017Innovative Ways to Say “I Got Coffee” On Your Résumé
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January 12, 2017I Tried to Order Coffee During a Date, But Had a Crisis About Systemic Bias Instead
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March 26, 2021An Excerpt from My New Anxiety Dream Where I’m Blocking the Suez Canal
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April 2, 2021The Party of Family Values Would Like to Expand the Definition of “Family” and Also of “Values”
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March 22, 2021Job Posting: Assistant Professor of Robotics and Animal Husbandry with a Specialization in Dance
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March 29, 2021New and Improved Updates to Slack
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
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April 9, 2021The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial
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April 9, 2021For Your Return to the Office, We’ve Added Three Rooms for Guttural Screaming
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April 8, 2021The Hallmark Channel Presents: Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery”