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All posts tagged

coffee

January 15, 2018

List: What Your Mug Says vs. What Your Mug Means

by Christian Tucci and Maggie Phenicie
November 14, 2017

I Am a Keurig Machine and I Would Like to Ask, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?

by David Bradley Isenberg
November 9, 2017

Guys, Hear Me Out: Eight. Dollar. Coffees.

by Dan Hopper
October 20, 2017

List: Artisanal Coffee Flavor Profiles Brought to You By Metallica

by Chris Keilman
March 7, 2017

Monologue: Do You Have a Moment to Talk About Our Lord and Savior, Cold Brew Coffee?

by Nathan Goodroe
February 8, 2017

List: Innovative Ways to Say “I Got Coffee” On Your Résumé

by Olivia Scott
January 12, 2017

Monologue: I Tried to Order Coffee During a Date, But Had a Crisis About Systemic Bias Instead

by Elana Spivack
January 5, 2017

List: 13 Reasons Your Barista Might Be Inclined to Spit in Your Drink

by Sarah Huckins
November 16, 2016

About Our Coffee Shop

by Sarah Suksiri
July 13, 2016

List: 17 Signs You’re In a Long-Term Relationship With Iced Coffee

by Micah Osler

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November 16, 2018

Nihilist Dad Jokes

by Alex Baia
December 6, 2018

Welcome to Our Modern Hospital Where If You Want to Know a Price You Can Go Fuck Yourself

by Alex Baia
November 28, 2018

The Lady Hero’s Journey

by Kathleen O'Mara
November 13, 2018

List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers

by Shannon Reed

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December 13, 2018

We’re The Board of Directors for The Polar Express and We’re Begging the President: Get to Infrastructure Week Already

by Andrew Martin
December 13, 2018

List: Please Send Help: My 13-Year-Old Cousin’s Recent Google Searches

by Katie Krantz
December 13, 2018

I Brush My Teeth at Work Just to Make You Feel Bad About Yourself

by Patrick Burke
December 13, 2018

Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Sven Drove a Tiny Car, Ate a Big Sandwich

by Suzanne Yeagley