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All posts tagged

courtrooms

April 1, 2021

I Am the Court Stenographer at the Derek Chauvin Trial and I Am Coming Unhinged

by Jenné Baccar
December 12, 2006

After Drinking Too Many Martinis At Lunch, Old Man Potter, Unwisely Acting As His Own Attorney, Delivers His Closing Remarks To A Bedford Falls Jury

by G.F. Snell
September 5, 2006

Charlie Brown Has Never Knowingly Taken Steroids

by Andrew and Edward Kirkpatrick
May 12, 2006

Ladies And Gentlemen Of The Jury

by Jon Fitch
August 23, 1999

Reviews of Stories I’ve Recently Heard

by Christina Nunez

Trending 🔥

March 9, 2023

Greeting Cards for Newly Tenured Professors

by Ryan Weber
March 8, 2023

Honest Haikus for Women

by Emily Knapp
June 29, 2018

17 Real-Life Would-You-Rathers I, a Woman, Have Had to Ask Myself

by Isabella Giovannini
March 3, 2023

I’ve Optimized My Health to Make My Life as Long and Unpleasant as Possible

by Tom Ellison

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March 17, 2023

Okay, I Think I Am Finally Ready to Define “Woke”

by Devorah Blachor
March 17, 2023

My Irish-American Culture Is Not Your Costume—It’s My Costume

by Jack Stebbins
March 17, 2023

A Short History of the Norse (and Irish) Settlement of Iceland for Bostonians

by Rowdy Geirsson
March 16, 2023

I Misplaced My Phone for Forty-Five Minutes, and Now I’m a Mindfulness Expert

by Holly Theisen-Jones