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All posts tagged
elementary-schools
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October 14, 2021I Am Worried That My Fifth-Grade Research Report on Abraham Lincoln Will Have No Lasting Impact
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September 21, 2021Scenes from Overlook Elementary
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September 28, 2017A Few Reminders From Your Child’s Third Grade Class’s Room Moms
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July 13, 2017A Letter of Apology to My Fellow Fourth Graders on the Plagiarism of “The Nantucket Series”
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June 14, 2017A Teacher’s List of Monthly Statistics
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November 28, 2016The Unspoken Rules of the Teachers’ Lounge
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May 20, 2016Five Prayers Whispered By a First-Year Teacher as the School Year Crawls to a Close
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February 18, 2016Ted Cruz Presidential Campaign Promise or Fourth Grade Student Council Campaign Promise?
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January 14, 2016Bullying: A Teacher’s Guide, First Edition, 1971
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May 20, 2015Ms. Henderson’s Second Grade Class’s Math Test
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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May 2, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Grade Your Final Papers
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