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elementary-schools
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November 16, 2023Nutritious Additions to Our Elementary School Lunch Menu That Are Definitely Not Just More Pizza
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December 19, 2022Norrisville Elementary’s Non-Compulsory Mid-December Spirit Week Has Nothing to Do with Christmas
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October 14, 2021I Am Worried That My Fifth-Grade Research Report on Abraham Lincoln Will Have No Lasting Impact
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September 21, 2021Scenes from Overlook Elementary
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September 28, 2017A Few Reminders From Your Child’s Third Grade Class’s Room Moms
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July 13, 2017A Letter of Apology to My Fellow Fourth Graders on the Plagiarism of “The Nantucket Series”
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June 14, 2017A Teacher’s List of Monthly Statistics
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November 28, 2016The Unspoken Rules of the Teachers’ Lounge
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May 20, 2016Five Prayers Whispered By a First-Year Teacher as the School Year Crawls to a Close
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February 18, 2016Ted Cruz Presidential Campaign Promise or Fourth Grade Student Council Campaign Promise?
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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November 29, 2023Your 2023 WebMD Wrapped
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February 23, 2012Lines from The Princess Bride That Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers
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November 28, 2023Please Buy Tesla’s Cybertruck, Which Is Cool, Not Stupid
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