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elementary-schools
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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November 16, 2023Nutritious Additions to Our Elementary School Lunch Menu That Are Definitely Not Just More Pizza
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December 19, 2022Norrisville Elementary’s Non-Compulsory Mid-December Spirit Week Has Nothing to Do with Christmas
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October 14, 2021I Am Worried That My Fifth-Grade Research Report on Abraham Lincoln Will Have No Lasting Impact
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September 21, 2021Scenes from Overlook Elementary
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September 28, 2017A Few Reminders From Your Child’s Third Grade Class’s Room Moms
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July 13, 2017A Letter of Apology to My Fellow Fourth Graders on the Plagiarism of “The Nantucket Series”
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June 14, 2017A Teacher’s List of Monthly Statistics
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November 28, 2016The Unspoken Rules of the Teachers’ Lounge
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May 20, 2016Five Prayers Whispered By a First-Year Teacher as the School Year Crawls to a Close
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June 3, 2025New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Violated the Constitution”
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June 6, 2025I, Saruman, Have Ended My Alliance with the Dark Lord Sauron
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February 10, 2015What a Straight Man’s Favorite Musical Says About Him
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June 9, 2025It’s Not Going Great, but Imagine How Much Worse Things Would Be with a Woman President