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All posts tagged
elementary-schools
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September 28, 2017A Few Reminders From Your Child’s Third Grade Class’s Room Moms
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July 13, 2017A Letter of Apology to My Fellow Fourth Graders on the Plagiarism of “The Nantucket Series”
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June 14, 2017List: A Teacher’s List of Monthly Statistics
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November 28, 2016List: The Unspoken Rules of the Teachers’ Lounge
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May 20, 2016Five Prayers Whispered By a First-Year Teacher as the School Year Crawls to a Close
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February 18, 2016List: Ted Cruz Presidential Campaign Promise or Fourth Grade Student Council Campaign Promise?
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January 14, 2016Bullying: A Teacher’s Guide, First Edition, 1971
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May 20, 2015Ms. Henderson’s Second Grade Class’s Math Test
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March 23, 2015The Russian Novelist at His Daughter’s 2nd Grade Classroom’s Career Day
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November 5, 2019If You Call Me a “Boomer” You Are Committing a Hate Crime
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November 6, 2019My 11-Month-Old Baby’s HR Discrimination Complaint
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November 8, 2019From One Parent to Another: Thank You, T.I.
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October 29, 2019We’re the Husbands from Every Haunted House Movie, and We Think You’re Just Not Giving Our New Home a Chance