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ernest-hemingway
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July 21, 2017Ernest Hemingway or Captions from Governor Scott Walker’s Instagram?
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July 21, 2017The Opening Paragraph of The Old Man and the Sea Updated for Modern Readers
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December 2, 2014A Farewell to Hemnes: Ernest Hemingway Assembles an IKEA Daybed Frame with Three Drawers
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September 20, 2012Famous Writers’ Cosmo Tips
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August 30, 2012Hemingway or My Mother’s Email?
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July 1, 2011“Toto’s ‘Africa’” by Ernest Hemingway
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March 22, 2011Ernest Hemingway, Yelper
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November 18, 2010Hemingway’s Blonde Jokes
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September 28, 2010Are You There God? It’s Me, Ernest
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March 25, 2010Hemingway Novel Character or Match Game PM Star?
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