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November 4, 2019An Open Letter to My Dead Grandmother, Who Last June Started to Build a Bird Sanctuary In the Front Yard, But Who Then, Last July, Died, Leaving Us a Dry, Patchy Landing Strip of Horticultural Nonsense, and a Dream
June 23, 2014Any Given Wednesday Afternoon: A Botanical Re-Enactment of the Assassination of Franz Ferdinand
July 20, 2012An Open Letter to the City and County Inspector Who Fined Me $500 Even Though the Weeds in My Front Lawn Were Well Under the 6” Regulation Height
December 20, 2002How Grand Is My Garden: The New Job Aptitude Test