THE EYES & THE IMPOSSIBLE
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All posts tagged
gardens
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November 4, 2019An Open Letter to My Dead Grandmother, Who Last June Started to Build a Bird Sanctuary In the Front Yard, But Who Then, Last July, Died, Leaving Us a Dry, Patchy Landing Strip of Horticultural Nonsense, and a Dream
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June 23, 2014Any Given Wednesday Afternoon: A Botanical Re-Enactment of the Assassination of Franz Ferdinand
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July 20, 2012An Open Letter to the City and County Inspector Who Fined Me $500 Even Though the Weeds in My Front Lawn Were Well Under the 6” Regulation Height
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December 20, 2002How Grand Is My Garden: The New Job Aptitude Test
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May 25, 2023A Day in the Life of a Woke Third-Grade Teacher, as Imagined by a Far-Right Politician
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March 19, 2018I’m Going to Close This Deal Using Business Words I’ve Heard Men Yell in Airports
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May 25, 2023I’m Your Mom Playing a Video Game, and I Will Turn This Avatar Right Around If You Don’t Watch Your Tone of Voice
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May 26, 2023When to Turn Your AC on in New England: A Decision Guide
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June 8, 2023Notes on Your Screenplay from a Nihilist
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June 8, 2023Carrie Bradshaw Reflects on the Smoke from the Canadian Wildfires