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All posts tagged
graduations
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April 22, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Would’ve Given This Commencement Speech to Other Poor College Graduates
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January 22, 2024How to Nail Your High School Graduation Speech Even If You’re Not That Popular
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May 17, 2023Academic Regalia, Explained
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June 8, 2022Feeling Wistful as My Daughter Moves on to College Active-Shooter Drills
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June 18, 2020An Open Letter to the Class of 2020 From a Dad Who Deserves Sympathy Too
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May 5, 2020An Edited Commencement Speech for the Class of 2020
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June 3, 2011An Open Letter to My High School’s Class of 2011
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June 3, 2008A Word to the Graduates
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September 11, 2024Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with the Tackle and the Bait
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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September 9, 2024A Math Exam, but Obviously Some Stuff Has Happened over the Summer in the Teacher’s Personal Life
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August 30, 2024New School Year Drop-Off and Pick-Up Rules
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September 13, 2024A First-Year Teacher Learns to Use Adhesives from Her Mentor
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September 13, 2024Our Political Parties Have Totally Realigned
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September 12, 2024Voters Deserve an Explanation of Harris’s Flip-Flops, but Not One for Whatever Psychotic Thing Trump Is Saying
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September 12, 2024J. D. Vance Imagines a Day in the Life of a Pet-Eating Immigrant