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heavy-metal
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March 17, 2006Further Excerpts From The Diary of an Aspiring Death Metal Frontman
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October 10, 2003Dee Snider’s Notes from Workshopping a B-Side to “Stay Hungry.”
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September 23, 2002Band Names Proposed by My Stepbrother Who Sometimes Believes He’s Peter Criss of Kiss
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April 16, 2002Song Titles by Judas Priest, Modified to Reflect an Alternate Reality in Which the Band is Obsessed with Members of President Jimmy Carter’s Cabinet and the 1985 American League Eastern Division Champion Toronto Blue Jays
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July 9, 2001A Lesson Learned in Life… Known From the Dawn of Time: By My Recollection, the 25 Most Confusing Pantera Lyrics
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October 6, 2000Defunct Youth Group Metal Bands
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