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December 6, 2024The Democrats Plan a Holiday Party
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November 8, 2024At Least Us Democrats Went Down Fighting Harder Than We Normally Do
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October 31, 2024This Election Wouldn’t Be So Close If My Historically Unpopular Opponent Wasn’t Such a Shrewd Campaigner
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October 30, 2024The Final Presidential Debate If Both Harris and Trump Were Huge Birders
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October 30, 2024How Far We’ve Come Since 2016: Election Edition
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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October 22, 2024We Didn’t Vote for Kamala Harris Back in 2024, and Now We’re Stuck in This MAGA Work Camp on Mount Rushmore
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 10, 2024Why Kamala Harris Must Secure the Endorsement of Sabnock, the Great Marquis of Hell
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September 12, 2024Voters Deserve an Explanation of Harris’s Flip-Flops, but Not One for Whatever Psychotic Thing Trump Is Saying
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January 22, 2025This Is How You Normalize Performing a Fascist Gesture
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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October 11, 2006Back from Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail and Discovers That His Bid for Tenure Has Been Denied
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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February 6, 2025Various Ways How I, a Gay Man, Use the Word “Mama”
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 5, 2025An Open Letter to the Old Man Who Bartered with My Cancer-Patient Daughter at the Community Yard Sale Fundraiser
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University