McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Join our Patreon for as little as $5 a month and get access to author interviews, content calls, discounts at our store, and more. Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
All posts tagged
kansas-city-royals
-
June 15, 2012Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Before conservatives fawned over him, ‘Mormon Mitt’ never waxed presidential.”
-
July 13, 2009The Confirmation Hearing of Sonia Sotomayor, If the Hearing Were Held In Front of the 1977 Kansas City Royals Instead of the Senate Judiciary Committee
-
May 27, 2008How Me Breaking Up With You Is Like Jon Lester Pitching a No-Hitter Against the Kansas City Royals
Trending 🔥
-
January 22, 2025This Is How You Normalize Performing a Fascist Gesture
-
January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
-
October 11, 2006Back from Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail and Discovers That His Bid for Tenure Has Been Denied
-
January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
Recently
-
February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
-
February 5, 2025An Open Letter to the Old Man Who Bartered with My Cancer-Patient Daughter at the Community Yard Sale Fundraiser
-
February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
-
February 4, 2025If Crooks Were Studying My Every Move to Pull an Ocean’s 11–Style Heist on Me