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All posts tagged
kansas-city-royals
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June 15, 2012Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Before conservatives fawned over him, ‘Mormon Mitt’ never waxed presidential.”
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July 13, 2009The Confirmation Hearing of Sonia Sotomayor, If the Hearing Were Held In Front of the 1977 Kansas City Royals Instead of the Senate Judiciary Committee
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May 27, 2008How Me Breaking Up With You Is Like Jon Lester Pitching a No-Hitter Against the Kansas City Royals