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All posts tagged
license-plates
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August 7, 2018An Open Letter to the Owner of the Car With the “LOUDER THAN YOUR MOM WAS LAST NIGHT” License Plate Frame Parked at the Portland International Airport
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October 23, 2014Vanity Plates the Unidentified Subject of Carly Simon’s “You’re So Vain” Should Consider Getting For His Next Car
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November 13, 2008Modesty Plates
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May 30, 2002Today The Toll Booth Attendant Felt Chatty
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March 11, 2002Names of Actual Places in Texas, Arranged by Proposed License Plate Slogans Showcasing Those Places
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December 3, 2001Vanity Plates of Alaska: The Available, the Unavailable, and the Issued