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August 7, 2018

Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Owner of the Car With the “LOUDER THAN YOUR MOM WAS LAST NIGHT” License Plate Frame Parked at the Portland International Airport

by Mo Daviau
October 23, 2014

List: Vanity Plates the Unidentified Subject of Carly Simon’s “You’re So Vain” Should Consider Getting For His Next Car

by Gary M. Almeter
November 13, 2008

List: Modesty Plates

by Lucas Klauss
May 30, 2002

Today The Toll Booth Attendant Felt Chatty

by Todd Levin
March 11, 2002

List: Names of Actual Places in Texas, Arranged by Proposed License Plate Slogans Showcasing Those Places

by Alan Berube
December 3, 2001

List: Vanity Plates of Alaska: The Available, the Unavailable, and the Issued

by Amanda Toering

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July 5, 2019

The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776

by Lauren Tousignant
May 20, 2019

I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent

by Tom Smyth
July 15, 2019

A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant

by Shannon J. Curtin
July 2, 2019

Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care

by Lawrence Wang

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July 19, 2019

Ernest Hemingway, Parenting Blogger

by Elizabeth Blackwell
July 18, 2019

I Am Against Identity Politics, By Which I Mean I Am In Favor of White Identity Politics

by Chas Gillespie
July 18, 2019

List: Things You’re More Likely to Get Arrested for Than Rape

by Elissa Bassist
July 18, 2019

A Typical Phone Call to My Congressional Representative, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

by Justin Warner