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license-plates

August 7, 2018

An Open Letter to the Owner of the Car With the “LOUDER THAN YOUR MOM WAS LAST NIGHT” License Plate Frame Parked at the Portland International Airport

by Mo Daviau
October 23, 2014

Vanity Plates the Unidentified Subject of Carly Simon’s “You’re So Vain” Should Consider Getting For His Next Car

by Gary M. Almeter
November 13, 2008

Modesty Plates

by Lucas Klauss
May 30, 2002

Today The Toll Booth Attendant Felt Chatty

by Todd Levin
March 11, 2002

Names of Actual Places in Texas, Arranged by Proposed License Plate Slogans Showcasing Those Places

by Alan Berube
December 3, 2001

Vanity Plates of Alaska: The Available, the Unavailable, and the Issued

by Amanda Toering

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September 12, 2019

16 Surprising Ways to Injure Yourself When You’re Over 40

by Liz Alterman
May 4, 2012

Airplane Passengers as Explained By Their Pants

by Wendi Aarons
November 29, 2017

End of Semester Bingo

by Mejdulene Shomali
August 31, 2012

My Grading Scale for the Fall Semester, Composed Entirely of Samuel Beckett Quotes

by Matt Bell

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December 6, 2019

People Are Flushing Toilets 10 times, 15 times

by Donald J. Trump
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The Department of Homeland Security’s Preparedness Guide for Your Ten-Year High School Reunion

by Kelly Dickinson
December 6, 2019

Memory Tricks for My Medications, or Why My Pharmacist Hates Me

by Sasha Stewart and Sara Gilanchi
December 6, 2019

Herr Drosselmeyer, It Grieves Me to Disinvite You and Your Nutcracker from Future Holiday Parties

by Audrey Burges