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April 13, 2018The Sea is My Mistress. Please Don’t Tell My Wife
April 9, 2010Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Glorious New Couple That Rose Like a Phoenix from the Infernal Failure That Was My Last Relationship
October 8, 2009List: Hairstyles That Would Also Make Better Lovers Than My Boyfriend, Bob
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April 26, 1999Break-Up Time, Wake-Up Time