Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free. Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron today.
All posts tagged
malls
-
March 10, 2017Emails to My Agent From Inside the Mall of America’s Writers’ Residency
-
July 29, 2011Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Man Who Accosted Me in an Attempt to Sell Me a Power Balance Bracelet in the Mall
-
February 8, 2010Manglers Mall
-
January 19, 2009Dispatches From Manila: Dispatch 3: Welcome to Mall-nila
-
June 24, 2005List: The Mall’s Banana Republics for the New Millennium
-
January 15, 2004Open Letters: An Open Letter to Two Young Women at the Clothing Store in the Mall
-
October 21, 2003List: Things I Told Customers While Working at a Starbucks, in a Mall, in the Baltimore Suburbs
Trending 🔥
-
August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
-
August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
-
August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
-
August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class