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All posts tagged

malls

March 10, 2017

Emails to My Agent From Inside the Mall of America’s Writers’ Residency

ELIZABETH EVITTS DICKINSON
July 29, 2011

Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Man Who Accosted Me in an Attempt to Sell Me a Power Balance Bracelet in the Mall

GIORDANO LAHADERNE
February 8, 2010

Manglers Mall

KURT LUCHS
January 19, 2009

Dispatches From Manila: Dispatch 3: Welcome to Mall-nila

ROBIN HEMLEY
June 24, 2005

List: The Mall’s Banana Republics for the New Millennium

KATE HAHN
January 15, 2004

Open Letter: An Open Letter to Two Young Women at the Clothing Store in the Mall

DAVID BULLEY
October 21, 2003

List: Things I Told Customers While Working at a Starbucks, in a Mall, in the Baltimore Suburbs

STEPHANIE MANUZAK

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August 8, 2018

The Very Model of a Modern-Age Millennial

MEG ELISON
November 12, 2015

Maybe I Should Stop Bringing Up My Cat So Much When People Tell Me Stories About Their Kids

JORY JOHN
August 15, 2018

List: Table of Contents From Sorry, You’re Kind of Fucked: The Only Child’s Survival Guide

CATHARINE OGLETREE
August 14, 2018

List: Other Transportation Metaphors Besides “Helicopter Parent”

TOM RUSSELL and WENDI AARONS

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August 21, 2018

The First Paragraphs of “It Girl” Articles Throughout History

ACHILLES STAMATELAKY
August 21, 2018

List: Amusement Park Roller Coaster or Apt Description of How I Perceive Myself When I Wear My Salmon Slacks?

GARY M. ALMETER
August 21, 2018

I Am the Universe, and Humans Are Correctly Interpreting My Signs

GINNY HOGAN
August 21, 2018

Key Ring Chronicles: Hagrid Figurine

LISA KANAREK