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All posts tagged
malls
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January 26, 2023Cormac McCarthy’s The Mall
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November 30, 2022As the Oldest Person in this American Eagle Store, What’s My Duty in the Event of an Active Shooter?
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May 27, 2022Starcourt Mall is Closing
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July 9, 2021Just Because Nobody’s Heard of Us Doesn’t Mean We Didn’t Change the History of FM Radio
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March 10, 2017Emails to My Agent From Inside the Mall of America’s Writers’ Residency
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July 29, 2011An Open Letter to the Man Who Accosted Me in an Attempt to Sell Me a Power Balance Bracelet in the Mall
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February 8, 2010Manglers Mall
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January 19, 2009Dispatches From Manila: Dispatch 3: Welcome to Mall-nila
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June 24, 2005The Mall’s Banana Republics for the New Millennium
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January 15, 2004An Open Letter to Two Young Women at the Clothing Store in the Mall
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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