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All posts tagged
malls
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March 10, 2017Emails to My Agent From Inside the Mall of America’s Writers’ Residency
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July 29, 2011An Open Letter to the Man Who Accosted Me in an Attempt to Sell Me a Power Balance Bracelet in the Mall
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February 8, 2010Manglers Mall
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January 19, 2009Dispatches From Manila: Dispatch 3: Welcome to Mall-nila
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June 24, 2005The Mall’s Banana Republics for the New Millennium
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January 15, 2004An Open Letter to Two Young Women at the Clothing Store in the Mall
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October 21, 2003Things I Told Customers While Working at a Starbucks, in a Mall, in the Baltimore Suburbs
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