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All posts tagged
malls
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March 10, 2017Emails to My Agent From Inside the Mall of America’s Writers’ Residency
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July 29, 2011Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Man Who Accosted Me in an Attempt to Sell Me a Power Balance Bracelet in the Mall
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February 8, 2010Manglers Mall
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January 19, 2009Dispatches From Manila: Dispatch 3: Welcome to Mall-nila
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June 24, 2005List: The Mall’s Banana Republics for the New Millennium
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January 15, 2004Open Letter: An Open Letter to Two Young Women at the Clothing Store in the Mall
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October 21, 2003List: Things I Told Customers While Working at a Starbucks, in a Mall, in the Baltimore Suburbs
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 25, 2019Every Test Result On Your Medical Report Indicates Cancer So I Feel Confident In Summarizing Your Diagnosis as “No Cancer”
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March 25, 2019Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral