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March 12, 2018I’m Not Trying to Undermine Your Motivational Post-it Notes, But as a Facilities Staffer I Do Need to Clean the Bathroom Mirror
February 10, 2010Monologue: A Motivational Speaker Explains Why Excellence Matters
December 11, 2007Monologue: Blake, Alec Baldwin’s Character From the Movie Version of Glengarry Glen Ross, Motivates Some Fourth-Graders
October 15, 2002List: Motivational Slogans Posted on the Walls of the Career Services Office at the Borough of Manhattan Community College