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All posts tagged
olive-garden
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January 3, 2024Welcome to Mary Oliver Garden
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August 20, 2021H.P. Lovecraft Writes Olive Garden’s Dinner Menu
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October 23, 2019Six Key Matchups to Watch During This Week’s Family Dinner at Olive Garden
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February 19, 2016Hijabi in Plain Sight: The Olive Garden Incident
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March 11, 2013Applebee’s Just Wants You to Know That it is Not Immune to Your Barbs
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January 25, 2011My Self-Portrait
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November 10, 2010The People in an Olive Garden Commercial Share Their Existential Pain
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November 25, 2008A Free Copy of My Religion Pamphlet
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September 26, 2007The CEO of the Olive Garden Makes His Last Stand on the “Free Breadsticks” Issue
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July 11, 2007Anderson Cooper and Dinner Guest Eat at His Least Favorite Restaurant (Again)
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?