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All posts tagged
olive-garden
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October 23, 2019List: Six Key Matchups to Watch During This Week’s Family Dinner At Olive Garden
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February 19, 2016Hijabi in Plain Sight: The Olive Garden Incident
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March 11, 2013Applebee’s Just Wants You to Know That it is Not Immune to Your Barbs
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January 25, 2011My Self-Portrait
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November 10, 2010The People in an Olive Garden Commercial Share Their Existential Pain
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November 25, 2008A Free Copy of My Religion Pamphlet
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September 26, 2007Monologue: The CEO of the Olive Garden Makes His Last Stand on the “Free Breadsticks” Issue
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July 11, 2007Anderson Cooper and Dinner Guest Eat at His Least Favorite Restaurant (Again)
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June 15, 2006List: People Who Know My Sins
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November 17, 2005Taking My Personal Demons Out to Lunch at the Olive Garden
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November 5, 2019If You Call Me a “Boomer” You Are Committing a Hate Crime
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November 6, 2019My 11-Month-Old Baby’s HR Discrimination Complaint
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October 29, 2019We’re the Husbands from Every Haunted House Movie, and We Think You’re Just Not Giving Our New Home a Chance
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January 5, 2016List: 10 Objects Around Your House That Are Actually Just Tilda Swinton Getting Lost In a Role
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