All posts tagged
olive-garden
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February 19, 2016Hijabi in Plain Sight: The Olive Garden Incident
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March 11, 2013Applebee’s Just Wants You to Know That it is Not Immune to Your Barbs
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January 25, 2011My Self-Portrait
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November 10, 2010The People in an Olive Garden Commercial Share Their Existential Pain
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November 25, 2008A Free Copy of My Religion Pamphlet
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September 26, 2007Monologue: The CEO of the Olive Garden Makes His Last Stand on the “Free Breadsticks” Issue
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July 10, 2007Anderson Cooper and Dinner Guest Eat at His Least Favorite Restaurant (Again)
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June 15, 2006List: People Who Know My Sins
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November 17, 2005Taking My Personal Demons Out to Lunch at the Olive Garden
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May 20, 2005List: Reasons I Don’t Feel Like I’m Family When at the Olive Garden
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August 8, 2018The Very Model of a Modern-Age Millennial
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November 12, 2015Maybe I Should Stop Bringing Up My Cat So Much When People Tell Me Stories About Their Kids
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August 15, 2018List: Table of Contents From Sorry, You’re Kind of Fucked: The Only Child’s Survival Guide
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August 14, 2018List: Other Transportation Metaphors Besides “Helicopter Parent”
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August 21, 2018The First Paragraphs of “It Girl” Articles Throughout History
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August 21, 2018List: Amusement Park Roller Coaster or Apt Description of How I Perceive Myself When I Wear My Salmon Slacks?
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August 21, 2018I Am the Universe, and Humans Are Correctly Interpreting My Signs
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August 21, 2018Key Ring Chronicles: Hagrid Figurine